10 Reasons Space Marines Kick Ass

If you have ever played the Dawn of War games, or read any Warhammer 40,000 books, you will know about the almighty Space Marines. The post-human race of super soldiers, i have compiled hear a list of why they are much cooler than you:

1. They’re bigger, stronger, and much faster than you.
2. They can shoot you through the head easily from 500 feet away
3. Look at their armor: BA is written ALL over it
4. They  never die of old age (they usually die by getting shot in the face or getting ripped apart by a demon- although by the time the demon has done that, hes gotten sodomized by all the other Space Marines several times over with a chainsword)
5. All they ever do is kill. They aren’t exactly social
6. They can hold their breaths 20 to 30 times longer than you (depending on your lung capacity)
7. They breath poisons like air (unlike you you pathetic weakling- just slump over and die :p)
8. When they think you need to calm down they rip your head off
9. When a space marine trains, its him against a dozen or so robots with swords- and the Marine still wins
10. They’re all guys (they’re a bit sexist)

When all is said and done, Space Marines completely destroy you and you should very insignificant. A game will soon be released for the… xbox360 i believe that stars you as a space marine fighting. Personally i think it looks horrible but you might get a kick out of it just type space marine game xbox360 into You-tube.

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