25 Things I Learned From Fallout Three
Published by The Anonymous One on September 30, 2009 in Action
Its full of lulz.
- If I ever get shot, all I have to do to heal is sleep for one hour.
- Nobody that is of importance can be killed.
- Don’t worry about aiming, just press a button.
- Collecting bobbleheads will make me a overall better person.
- I can carry a lot of stuff, even though I have no bags.
- I can carry infinate amounts of ammunition, because it doesn’t weigh anything.
- If I shoot someone in the chest, chances are, their limbs will fall off.
- Drugs make me better at any type of combat.
- Annoying women can survive nuclear blasts.
- Some people will know immediatly if you are good or evil, even though they have never met you before.
- Toilet water is healthy!
- Children are invunerable. They cannot die. Ever.
- If I ever find myself in a fight, I can look at my fancy computer on my wrist, and my opponent will wait until I’m done.
- Two broken weapons will make a fixed weapon.
- I can picklock doors, even though they have no locks.
- If I kill enough people, I can pick a lock that I couldn’t twenty minutes ago.
- Before I leave home, I can change my gender, race, and age.
- Even though my dad is white – I can be whatever race I choose.
- Never trust robots with your birthday cake.
- Even though the world has many people, they all have one of five voices.
- Duct tape can fix future technology weaponry, such as laser guns.
- Even though that as a child, I grew up in a vault with no gym, I can carry about 270 kilograms of stuff.
- Our president is a robot!
- There is a strange man in a trench coat that follows me everywhere. He will gladly kill any bugs I have a conflict with, but if a huge mutant like thing is going to kill me, he’s nowhere to be seen.
- If a car blows up, its like a small nuclear bomb went off.
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