You Know You’re Addicted to Counter Strike When..

1. You try to defuse your alarm clock when it rings in the morning
2. When you’re late for work, you use a knife to run faster
3. You call your boss “Admin”
4. You say you are afraid of getting “banned” from your job
5. When you’re running, and then you get tired, you say: Darn this lag!
6. Instead of saying “yes” or “no” you say “affirmative” or “negative”
7. You are not afraid of dying because you think you will respawn next round
8. You see some ugly place and you say: “this map stinks”
9. You throw soda cans to strangers thinking that it is grenades
10. Some friend hits you by accident, “hey stop with the TK”
11. You run into doors, expecting them to open
12. You hit someone in the head – “headshot”
13. In the TV you see a cop using a glock, how come Cts use glocks?
14. You try to use wall hack to watch TV from a different room
15. You use your lantern, and jump like crazy to attract attention of your friends
16. You go to the cinema but there’s no tickets left – “ohh server full”
17. You are afraid of suspicious buildings, it may be snipers nearby
18. When you run out of food you say “ohh no ammo”
19. You’re in a dark room, and suddenly, someone turns on the light, you scream “Arhh flashbang!! Flashbang!!”
20. You think RPG games are lamme, the characters always wear shields
21. You never go to disco parties, you prefer LAN parties. .
22. You think Athletes are cheaters, they use speed hack

These things are just for fun and not to be taken seriously. You should already know that.