Top Three Reasons Why a Grand Theft Auto Game in Canada Wouldn’t Work

A Grand Theft Auto game placed in Canada has been a topic discussed for a while. Not officially, but by the fans up here in the great white north. “Sure, why not? It’s not like anything could go wrong, right?” Well, as Lex Luther says, “WRONG!“

I’ve decided to give the top 3 reasons why Grand Theft Auto doesn’t work in Canada:

1. Free health care. We don’t get charged for health care service if you’ve been hit by a shotgun and run over by a truck.
2. You can’t walk around town with a shotgun. Or any gun for that matter. We have a gun ban, and for good reason. (I’m looking at you Niko)
3. In Canada GTA stands for “Greater Toronto Area”, which unfortunately is one of the most crime infested places in the country. And GTA: GTA doesn’t ring…