How Zombies are Made

All right to make our delicious Zombies we are going to be needing a few of the following ingredients.

• 10 megatons of Gamma Radiation
• 1 kilogram of Rabies infested water
• 1 teaspoon of Heroin
• A Truck full of Cancerous people from an old folks home
• Access to a gassing chamber or a sprinkler system and a cardboard box.
• Duct tape
• safety goggles
• gas mask
• 2 unsuspecting victims to your zombies
• A maniacal laugh

After you accomplish gaining these ingredients, lets start out by injecting your cancerous old folks with your teaspoon of heroin. This makes the old folks more likely not to gain the mutagen that causes deterioration in your zombies. Next, take your old folks to either a missile testing facility or Hiroshima and await the inevitable. Third on our agenda is to take your half-dead old people and take them to the gassing chamber or cardboard box with a sprinkler in it. Fill the water with the Rabies and let on victim stand in the box with the old people and have the other hit the switch for the sprinkler/gas chamber. This will prevent the Frankenstein effect where a monster kills it’s creator. Since it was the guy who flipped the switch’s fault, he will die an untimely death. As for the victim in the box/gas chamber, all that should be left are entrails and flesh. Your zombies only want to have fun and eat peoples brains. While handling your newly-created zombies, be sure to wear goggles and a mask at all times. Remember your evil laugh and enjoy.

As for the duct tape, Duct tape is amazing, who wouldn’t want some! =D