Wet for PS3: Is It Wet, or Just Moist?
A review of the new game for PS3, starring a female lead in an action packed movie/video game.
THIS GAME IS SWEET!
I give it an 8.5 out of 10
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It has a babe of a lead role that dual wields handguns that never run out of bullets. She also has a sword, dual shotguns, dual sub machine guns, and the ability to slow down time when she slides on her knees or jumps through the air. When blood gets splattered on her she goes into a blood craze and kills more people even faster.
The game mixes some aspects of Prince of Persia, Mercenaries, Grand Theft Auto, Max Payne, and Devil May Cry. And while the game gets a little repetitive in its level format, it’s always fun to try and figure out how you kill the next boss, or trying to stab some dude with a gatling gun in the testicles with a sword. This is one of the most violent games I’ve ever played, and I LOVE the unlimited never stopping ammo. It really feels like an action movie and it’s fun to watch too.
It’s made by Bethesda, the same company that made you the post-apocalyptic Fallout 3 which was incredible, as was Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion, but both of those are more Action RPGs and both are more geared towards the computer gaming industry. It’s awesome to see a company responsible for two great Computer RPG series delving in the PS3 to make an awesome action game. At the end of each level you get the chance to upgrade your weapons, and your skills to make your Wet woman into a beast!
I have no clue what the story to this game is. I missed the first scene and then next thing I know she’s killed peoples mothers and brothers, and she gets tortured in a bath, and you have to fight at least 10 people with gatling guns. This game’s definitely geared towards males, but it’s a lot of fun to play around in slow mo, you can actually target 2 enemies at the same time and kill them both, and you just get double points. There’s Prince of Persia style wall running, climbing, and some of the button codes for beating bosses. It’s obnoxious, and vulgar, and violent, and I’ll most certainly call this game WET. It is not a fine mist by any means, nor a drizzle, but very enjoyable so everyone get Wet!
Liked it
Personally, I wasn’t a fan of this game. I found it mediocre, repetitive, and just plain boring. The fact that you have no clue what the game’s story is about says a lot.