Maplestory: An Extremely Stupid and Pointless Game
I Started playing Maplestory several months agosice so many people is playing this game and I want to try something new. But I quited when I got to level 16, because I realize I’m wasting my time with it, and here’s why.
WHY MAPLESTORY IS STUPID:
- First of all, there really is no point to the game. You do the same thing over and over again, and it gets boring.
- For some reason, grinding levels on this games seems especially long and tedious.
- There isn’t anything else you can do other than hacking at monsters for 2 years straight.
- You die easily, and money is hard to get on this game.
- You get damage everytime you touch a monster, not every time they attack you. Like a pig with a ribbon around its waist can have poison skin and kills on contact.
- the controls are cheap. There isn’t much to master and it requires absolutely no skills to play, just a guy with out a life who like to throw away money.
- Leveling up takes a f@#$ing long time. You’re not going to get anywhere fast, unless you have a lot of time on your hand. And when you die, which can easily happen, you lose a huge chunk of xp.
- You say yay when you first lvl up, but guess what, that is what you’re gonna do for the next 199 (or is it 99?) levels, which will take about 2 years of continuous grinding. And when you get there, what you get? NOTHING!!! Just cheap looking equipments, and you have to start over again.
- There is no PvP. What is a game when you can’t kill other players?
- As far as I know, people who play this game are called Maplenerds. Do you want to be called that?
So here’s my words of wisdom to you. DON”T PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!! (or unless you want to be called a Maplenerd.)

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