10 Thoughts of a RuneScape Noob
Published by Antuan Melvin on August 22, 2009 in RuneScape
Ten thoughts of Noobs on Runescape.
- “Where am I and how do I get back to Lumbridge?” (NOOB!!! USE HOME TELEPORT!!!)
- “Why cant I shoot my bow any more?” (BOWS NEED ARROWS!!! SUCH A NOOBIE!)
- “Help Please! I need ten coins to get into dessert!” (KILL GOBLINS!!)
- “Off Noob!” (IN PVP ITS KILL OR BE KILLED!)
- “Need 5K!” (GET A JOB NOOB!)
- “Stop taking my ore! Get your own rock!” (MINING IS A COMPETITION NOOBNESS!)
- “Accepting free stuff!” (ONCE AGAIN… GET A JOB NOOB!!!)
- “Can I have free food?” (NOOB, YOU SHOULD HAVE CAME PREPARED!!)
- “Why do you have skulls above your head?” (BECAUSE I’VE BEEN KILLING NOOBS LIKE YOU!!!)
- “May I have your account?” (NOOB! WHY WOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU WHEN YOU SEE ME USING IT???)
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Hahaha, it’s an everyday scene to see those noob said those stuffs.
I actually lolled
haha, this is all very true
Nice man u got into hot content again
Wow, how noob are those guys!
hahaha “may i have your account??”
but the first one is epic!
lol when i go on ftp worlds with member armor on so many people asked for free money it get kinda annoying after the twentieth time.
lolol
Good Stuff
Interesting
Best Regards
I am a stranger.
Definitely gave me a good laugh, very nice!
What makes it even more hillarious, is that it’s true. =D
Max
omfg:D thats so true:P i started playing again and all ive been getting is nooby questions about things they should have gotten in the tuts…
lol
yea…………I have seen a lot of tthose…..!!!
fail..
Haha, so hilarious it’s unreal!!! I actually laughed like an idiot when I read this. I was on Runescape ages ago and I left when I was a noob because I couldn’t get to Lumbridge! And that was the very first point haha!
Brilliant and funny article!
i hae an account caled lordkrishna2, im a lvl 121 and this aint funny at all… miteve bin if it werent all in capitals
What a totally useless article lol Thanks for wasting 30 seconds of my life.
BECAUSE I’VE BEEN KILLING NOOBS LIKE YOU!!! – really owns me xP cool
In response to the comments of -Smith-,
“You are quite welcome for waisting your 30 seconds, because you obviously dont have much of a life if you actually count how long it takes you to read 10 sentences rofl.”
In response to the coments of M Shatwan,
“Lol! I dont blame you for not understanding nor laughing at the article, because you can hardly speak or write english yourself. And though I did write parts of my article in ALL CAPS, I’m pretty sure that most of my words were spelled quite correctly! Get at me when you learn proper grammar rofl!”
In response to the coments of Littlekid137,
“You call my article a ‘fail’, yet I’ve ‘failed’ to notice any of yours in the hot content before! lol.”
Im sure that your all just merely upset because your all NOOBS!!! And are still living proof that these kinds of things still happen to you! Rofl. Grow up, and dont waist your time hating on my writings when you can be hating on your own! lol.
Yours Truely,
Antuan Melvin
how did this become hot content? lol honestly, u dont find any good stuff as hot content anymore.
that was pretty funny man keep up the good work =)
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Don’t be so mean to him! HE’s worked hard to get to this point, and I’d like to respect that. I’m his friend, and IF you have a problem with this article, see yourself. Has any of your articles made hot content before? I think not. Think about how you would like to be treated before you make stupid comments.
lol
simple but hilarious nice article!
i quit runescape a while ago but i do remember seeign (<–sorry) tons of noobs saying that stuff lol. i used to be one of them
. Im kinda sad i quit because i miss my old friends…good job!