A RuneScape Noob is a Person That..

Noobs!  Noobs!  Noobs!!!
The category of online gaming is growing day by day, and as we all know, for every great player, there is always five noobs!  How do we, the average and skilled players get over this shocking realization?  We defeat them through many competitions to try to remind them of their status…

But every now and then, we as players need to take a second to sit back and relax.  Game players will be game players, and noobs will be noobs, so why not take a second to sit back and enjoy laughing at and agreeing on the behavior of a noob right now?

A Runescape noob is a person that…

• Calls every other player a noob for no reason, taking the term out of context to try to win an argument, disagreement, or any other form of squabble.
• Trades with random people just to show off to them your equipment and money to try to feel good about yourself, and the people never even asked to see what you have in the first place.
• Stalks other players just for kicks, for no particular reasons.
• Constantly harasses stronger players to add them as a friend so that they will have back-up when another player is about to beat them up, or even to beg from that player later on in the game.
• Screams noobish things, often spamming up the chat-box with quotes such as “Taking free items!” or even “Need 5k please!” praying to get a response of some sort of generosity.
• Purposefully instigates a fight, or some other form of competition, with a significantly stronger player and then as the player agrees to the terms, the noob says, “One sec.  Getting Main.”

Players, as I said before…  Noobs will be noobs.  However, I believe that we can all agree that any online game would not be the same (as far as fun and game-play is concerned) without our beloved nooblings, let alone Runescape.  Lets face the facts:  If we got rid of all noobs, the skilled players would even stop playing eventually!