Five More Thoughts of a RuneScape Noob (Part Ii)

Addition to the article "10 Thoughts of a Runescape Noob"

           As we are all well aware of by now, there are many online games (especially RPG games) that are played widely through not only the U.S., but the whole world.  Amongst these games is the epic adventure of an online MMO computer game called Runescape.  If you have played this game before, I’m sure that it has introduced you to the word “Noob”, if you had not already come into contact with it before in another game.  A “Noob” is supposed to be a term used to refer to an inexperienced player, or a newbie, but is more commonly used as an offensive term.  Either way, here are five more examples of a “Noob” and what crosses his/her mind in Runescape…

  1. “Why do we have to pay to become a member?”
    (This question is an idiotic thought for anyone, noob or pro…  Why would someone create something that the world loves, yet is not necessary for survival and just give it away for free instead of selling it to make money from their hard work?)
  2. “Who is Jagex?”
    (Hopefully you will never here this question…  Its such a shame to hear a player ask, when everyone should already know that Jagex is the company that created Runescape in the first place…  Its like playing a Nintendo Wii and asking who Nintendo is…)
  3. “Lets go to a free world and insult the free players!)
    (Such a noobish thought.  What member player would really have such low self esteem as to go to a free world and harass the free players that would probably own them in a duel?)
  4. “How did you get rich?”
    (Not necessarily as noobish as the other questions above, but it has an obvious answer…  They either worked hard to earn it or paid someone else a lot to work hard and earn it for themselves!)
  5. “Help!  I can’t get out of the Wilderness because of this Ditch!”
    (Wow…  Seriously?  That’s such a shame it doesn’t even deserve an answer…)
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  1. Posted September 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    I was a noob but I still enjoy the way you constantly attack the noobs in this hilarious manner! I left Runescape (and I’m glad) when I was a noob because I did ask myself how to get rich. Nice hilarious piece!

  2. Posted September 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Hehe, a lot of these comments apply to other games like WoW as well. I’ve definitely experienced similar sayings, just ignore them and walk by, if they follow you – run faster lol

    Good article mate.

  3. Posted September 18, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Lol good work but i have done number 3 and it’s not necessarily nooby thought cause to do it you have good armor, weopons etc

  4. Posted September 18, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Lol number 3 is weird. never seen someone do that before!

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