Five Ways Noobs Drive You Nuts

1. Tell you their main can slaughter you, or even that they HAVE a main. Often they challenge you to a duel, then they never show up. A noob once did this to me, and my friend stayed behind while I teleported to Al Kharid to fight the noob. The friend then messaged me saying that the noob was still there, and was calling ME a noob and a loser.
2. Beg for money, especially following you around to ask for money. A true newb (not a noob) will sometimes ask for a weapon or a bronze armor set. In these rare cases in which a real newbie who truly needs help with their items, I always give them what they ask for. On the other hand, when a noob asks you to buy them full rune gold trimmed or give them 100k, this is when you have to draw the line.
3. Make fun of your name or armor, when theirs is 10 times worse. For example, lets say you’re level 88 and you’re wearing full addy. A noob walks up to you and says “that armor is stupid you noob get some rune” when he is level 20 and still wearing BRONZE. Noobs are very mean like that.
4. Imagine a level 3 wearing no armor at all walking up to you and calilng you a noob while you’re cutting a yew tree while wearing full rune gold trimmed! Noobs that call experienced players noobs are the worst kind of noob. A good defense is to yell “I’m no noob you noob” then teleport somewhere before he has a chance to blurt out something stupid.
5. Follow you around until you tell them how you got to be level 50, not excepting “I trained” as an answer. Even worse, if they follow you around asking you to GIVE them your armor, or to GIVE them all your gold or their main will come out and pound you. This is stupid because even if they had a lv 100 main, it still couldn’t hurt you because the only methods of PvP in runescape are totally safe.

Note: Never call someone a noob because they reported you correctly. If you were breaking the rules that makes YOU a noob regardless of your level.