~~free Level 113 RuneScape Account~~ (2011, Still Up for Grabs!)

hey im down to take it, i can get him up yo 128 hehe i am not picky i can settle with anything bro. and this seems like a good start so jus send me pas and name email in ramonbrown123@yahoo.com

hey, sounds good ill like to have it, but i understand how people stop playing then want to come back and play. And because of that i wont change the password or anything like that. and if you do start playing back on it, trust me i completely understand.:)

Here is my story(true actually). One day I was playing runescape very late at night around 3 or so in the morning. After pwning cows for almost four hours straight I decided it was time to get some rune gear. I randomly chatted “anyone want to give me some rune gear?”. That’s when a response came. It said yes. That’s when I was my true love. She was a lvl 123 wearing full rune. As she approached me I could not fight back my huge boner. Then she said “follow me if u want full rune”. At this point I almost jizzed in my pants. I immediately click follow and began to follow my lady. I asked her where we were going and she told me the bank. We walked and walked until I became so tired I fell asleep at the keyboard. Little did I know the only love was leading me to the wild not the bank. When I woke in the morning I found myself dead and my gear gone. Immediately I smashed my keyboard of my laptop and threw it on the ground. I am now an extremely paranoid runescape play. There it is that my 100% true story. I hope you enjoyed it. My email is ehealy75@aol.com. I would really appreciate if I was chosen

ok this is my story i had been playing runescape for a good 4 or five years on and off got my acc to a lvll 117 total combat and a total lvl of about 1900 well i hate agility and hot a little lazy so i downloaded a bot that a few of my friends used for weeks straight after aabout 4 hours total of useing it on agility (got a good 8 lvls being how low my agil was) i got logged out… once i logged back in my char was lvl 80 combat and my total lvl was 1300 i turnd off my computer and sat in my room for a bit then i came back two days later and played for a good year to get my stats back…. and thats when it happend… my little brother got payed 50 bucks from his friendto try to gues my pass and give him my acc…. he succseded and now i have no runescape acc after putting in about 2 to 300 bucks in memberships…. you bet your ass i cryd and that is why i would love this character (sebyg@live.ca)

ello there, ya so i see ur giving away an account, pretty thoughtfull of u well i had a lvl 72 but i got hacked…had like 3 mill saved up an ya i got bak on, all my cash wuz gone an i had nothing but 3 mill worth of beer in my bank..this was very discouraging as i wuz playing for a year and was attempting to be at least a lvl 100. so anyway ya so i figured if im gonna drop this account might as well have fun, so i drank my self retarded an threw a party at the G.E an me an some people jus sat around an got tipsy i had a good laugh an decided that wuz that i wuz done an i left my account alone, and i have been having withdrawals much like a nicatene fit since then and i dont want to start all over and i saw this and figured hey i might as well ask for it and see what happens, it would be much appreciated. you can email me at penisvagin@hotmail.com have a b-e-autiful day.

well I’ll set myself apart from everyone else here and say that i just want to play for fun when i have some free time… I’m 17 and don’t want to waste my time with the game again but if you’re willing to give it away I’ll gladly take it for a few hours of fun every now and then! just send the password and username to my facebook if you decide to give it to me for some odd reason that i highly doubt you will

find me by email and just send a message simply enough no?

Hagan13@yahoo.com

Here is my story(true actually). One day I was playing runescape very late at night around 3 or so in the morning. After pwning cows for almost four hours straight I decided it was time to get some rune gear. I randomly chatted \”anyone want to give me some rune gear?\”. That\’s when a response came. It said yes. That\’s when I was my true love. She was a lvl 123 wearing full rune. As she approached me I could not fight back my huge boner. Then she said \”follow me if u want full rune\”. At this point I almost jizzed in my pants. I immediately click follow and began to follow my lady. I asked her where we were going and she told me the bank. We walked and walked until I became so tired I fell asleep at the keyboard. Little did I know the only love was leading me to the wild not the bank. When I woke in the morning I found myself dead and my gear gone. Immediately I smashed my keyboard of my laptop and threw it on the ground. I am now an extremely paranoid runescape play. There it is that my 100% true story. I hope you enjoyed it. My email is ehealy75@aol.com. I would really appreciate if I was chosen

im not going to tell you my life story but long story short i am in a wheell chair and have nothing to better in my life then play xbox and runescape im paralized from the waste down so if you can give me a free runescape acount its much appreciated and just so you know your acount will be in good hands i play runescape up to 8 hours a day sometime more

owell i never had luck but i try on this 1
ok so ive been playng rs pretty long.but ya know i never had 100 acc and i never had 15m well ofc im not gonna begg the acc but i dont think that ill get it anyway but i hope.. anyways. id say its amazing acc if you really mean it trully awesome acc.
lisaannu1@hotmail.com if i win it
i can edit your pk videos or your whatever videos for month or longer. (even if i dont win i can edit your videos) im good editer using after effects and sony vegas n Camtasia Studio 7 anyways hope the luck turns to me thnx for reading :3 and whaat make u cry?? hows that possible :D

i would love to win the account, plzz pick me i am experienced with the game.

When I was but a young boy… (crackhead, age 32) I had a dream. I was walking to the edgeville dungeon when I saw a purple dragon. This wasn’t your average everyday dragon… it was over 300 millimeters tall and it dropped hotpockets when it died. I found this to be odd and when I walked to him/her I saw that he/she was constantly being attacked by wandering adventurers for the microwaveable hotpockets. I tried to help but found out that I was on a pvp world and died.

Story of my short life… don’t judge!

hey, just yesterday i got cleaned for my bank at duel arena cuz of its shet stats. so i ended up looking on this website for some free accounts lol. i know that may seem sad but i just need soem good account to play on that has good cash. so if you pick me to recieve this account i would be very grateful and i would give it back to you whenever you wanted it.
my email is chirjeev@hotmail.ca
even if i don’t get the account can you transfer some money onto my account before you give it to your first option.
(P.S, way to keep it short joe)
(P.S.P.S, don’t give it to some nolifer,like i meen a bigger nolifer than me lol)

Ohhhh i just realised i have to write a sob story, ok ummmm the previous comment was a bit of a sob story but i can do better lol.
okay ummmmm,

My name is NotGonnaPostIt, i am 15 years old. i stalk people night and day on my runescape account asking for free money. and when its been 4 hours they finally kill me and say ” LMFAO YOUR SUCH A N000000B!!!”. it hurts..(cries). so now i have come onto heaven to land upon such a glorious opportunity to get this amazing 113 account. this runescape account will complete my life of misery, which included people killing me and saying “LMFAO YOUR SUCH A N0000000B!!!” once i get this account, which i hope i will, that won’t happen anymore.

Okay that was the best i could do.

once again, my email is chirjeev@hotmail.ca

Hello I’m Robin and this is my story:
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ok, now the real story this ^ was just the intro (This is not really a sob story because i don’t know any, but i hope you like this one ) [Warning this story contains offensive language and may only be read by people with some humor]

Long long time ago.. it was somewhere around 1840 in the french revolution there was a commando trained musketeer soldier named Robin. The little Robin was wounded in the mid of the battlefield until he saw a bright light he walked in the bright light.. and he ended at Lumbridge, little Robin looked at himself and seen he was made of pixel, he walked to the lumbridge wizard and said where he was the wizard said: You’re in the magic world of runescape, where everything is possible. Robin said where everything is possible huh? so Robin smacked the wizard in the face and he hitted 990 the wizard died and Robin thought by himself, Thank you lord for this lovely world! and when he said that the sky went dark and he got hit by lightning and died and respawned again in lumbridge and robin was like !@!@!@!#[censored] i still live, Robin thought by himself from now I’m going to rule this world (H) Robin traveled the whole world and made himself cash and was combat level 50. He went to varrock and killed all the white knight bastards with his adamant scimitar when he painted the wall of the castle red with the knights their blood sir amik varze was on the top of the castle and he said: “You killed all my 456 children!” and sir amik varze came down with his handcannon loaded with little exploding piglets, Robin avoided the piglets with his magic elemental shield and he grabbed his pet rock which he stole in fremmenik and he throw the rock into the cannon and the cannon exploded and amik varze died. Robin gained 750k in strength and looted a white party hat. Robin continued his adventure and walked to the Grand Exchange where he was trading a cb 120, Robin traded his white party hat for 500m but the guy scammed robin by giving him 500m in needles and robin was so mad he took his golden hammer and splat the guy into the ground but his phat was broken too 2 days later Robin was flirting with the queen of Varrock but king roald knew something was wrong because she was gone all day.. it was night.. and Robin was in bed with the queen of varrock they were talking about a marriage until.. King Roald’s spy monkeys from ape atoll jumped trough the window and used their banana 2h and sliced the queen, Robin was like”NOOOOOOOOO”:’( and he grabbed the monkeys and pulled out their heads from their body. Little Robin was soo.. sad now and he sat on a bank for like 2 days and he seen a guy infront of him that was wood chopping for 2 days.. and robin thought wow that guy is lifeless.. Damn.. and he talked to the guy but the person didnt respond and robin saw a group of people in the corner and walked to them and said whats wrong with the guy which is chopping wood? they all said. That guy used drugs.. the drugs is called “Runescape bot” Once when players are too bored to train their skills and make money they will use drugs and they move out theirselves and do everything u want, Robin said Thats not fair!@!@ How can i stop them? the people said u can report the player in your notebook called “Report abuse” and write his name and put macroing behind his name after that you throw the notebook in the sky and it vanishes and it will be read by our gods which will punish him, robin did what the people said and stand before the botter and said “Good Fight Sucka” he threw the book in the sky and the botter vanished too. Robin went to the bank and talked to the banker and said “any news?” the banker said Yes! we have a note for you Mr.Robin, Robin said “gimme it” the banker gave the note and robin read the note it says “Dear Robin me your god “Andrew” have seen your good deed by reported a botter and thats why i ask you: Do you want to be my assistant? i give you a silver crown which you always wear on your head. Robin said.. hmm the god his assistant.. That means im powerfull! Robin wrote a letter and said dear God i accept with being your assistant. And robin thew the letter in the sky and it vanished 5 seconds a silver crown pops up on robin’s head and he said OMG! im awesomeness! Robin trained his skills and wore a Hitpoints skillcape and his full bandos with whip and his silver crown Robin also made his own army and fought with them in the wild against the “Not-cool” people and he won all wars. But.. one night after a big war against zezima Robin lost a lot of men and he was wounded and had to lay in bed for like 1 month His daughters and sons (which he got by the girl named “Chessy018″) were all around the bed and Robin recruited them as soldiers his oldest son Drew was General of the children.. 5 days after Robin was in pain and he asked his son to stab him with the magical dagger called “keris” So he die without pain.. His son was crying but had to do what his dad said and stabbed him.. 5 years was passed and Robin was still a famous person in the world of Runescape, there were statue’s made of him in all cities on all statues people placed a white party hat which he lost, his sons and daughters are still an army fighting for their new god called Armadyl but they will never forget their dad.. “Robin” [In real life – OMG its 6 o’clock its time for school..! and wow This was the best dream i ever had.. Oh well this might be the last one.. I watched around me and i saw a poster of Robin in Runescape with all his sons and daughters and his wife. I closed my eyes and wished.. That i lived in Runescape.. i open up my eyes.. and i was in runescape OMG .. i looked at myself in the mirror and saw that i was a sheep and i yelled Dam you god!! Im alergic to sheeps!#@!$#$

THE END, Hope you liked i spended 1 hour for it

My email – Robin-tjuhh@hotmail.com . Cyaa !

Hello I\\\’m Robin
(This is not really a sob story because i don\\\’t know any, but i hope you like this one ) [Warning this story contains offensive language and may only be read by people with some humor]

Long long time ago.. it was somewhere around 1840 in the french revolution there was a commando trained musketeer soldier named Robin. The little Robin was wounded in the mid of the battlefield until he saw a bright light he walked in the bright light.. and he ended at Lumbridge, little Robin looked at himself and seen he was made of pixel, he walked to the lumbridge wizard and said where he was the wizard said: You\\\’re in the magic world of runescape, where everything is possible. Robin said where everything is possible huh? so Robin smacked the wizard in the face and he hitted 990 the wizard died and Robin thought by himself, Thank you lord for this lovely world! and when he said that the sky went dark and he got hit by lightning and died and respawned again in lumbridge and robin was like !@!@!@!#[censored] i still live, Robin thought by himself from now I\\\’m going to rule this world (H) Robin traveled the whole world and made himself cash and was combat level 50. He went to varrock and killed all the white knight bastards with his adamant scimitar when he painted the wall of the castle red with the knights their blood sir amik varze was on the top of the castle and he said: \\\”You killed all my 456 children!\\\” and sir amik varze came down with his handcannon loaded with little exploding piglets, Robin avoided the piglets with his magic elemental shield and he grabbed his pet rock which he stole in fremmenik and he throw the rock into the cannon and the cannon exploded and amik varze died. Robin gained 750k in strength and looted a white party hat. Robin continued his adventure and walked to the Grand Exchange where he was trading a cb 120, Robin traded his white party hat for 500m but the guy scammed robin by giving him 500m in needles and robin was so mad he took his golden hammer and splat the guy into the ground but his phat was broken too 2 days later Robin was flirting with the queen of Varrock but king roald knew something was wrong because she was gone all day.. it was night.. and Robin was in bed with the queen of varrock they were talking about a marriage until.. King Roald\\\’s spy monkeys from ape atoll jumped trough the window and used their banana 2h and sliced the queen, Robin was like\\\”NOOOOOOOOO\\\”:\\\’( and he grabbed the monkeys and pulled out their heads from their body. Little Robin was soo.. sad now and he sat on a bank for like 2 days and he seen a guy infront of him that was wood chopping for 2 days.. and robin thought wow that guy is lifeless.. Damn.. and he talked to the guy but the person didnt respond and robin saw a group of people in the corner and walked to them and said whats wrong with the guy which is chopping wood? they all said. That guy used drugs.. the drugs is called \\\”Runescape bot\\\” Once when players are too bored to train their skills and make money they will use drugs and they move out theirselves and do everything u want, Robin said Thats not fair!@!@ How can i stop them? the people said u can report the player in your notebook called \\\”Report abuse\\\” and write his name and put macroing behind his name after that you throw the notebook in the sky and it vanishes and it will be read by our gods which will punish him, robin did what the people said and stand before the botter and said \\\”Good Fight Sucka\\\” he threw the book in the sky and the botter vanished too. Robin went to the bank and talked to the banker and said \\\”any news?\\\” the banker said Yes! we have a note for you Mr.Robin, Robin said \\\”gimme it\\\” the banker gave the note and robin read the note it says \\\”Dear Robin me your god \\\”Andrew\\\” have seen your good deed by reported a botter and thats why i ask you: Do you want to be my assistant? i give you a silver crown which you always wear on your head. Robin said.. hmm the god his assistant.. That means im powerfull! Robin wrote a letter and said dear God i accept with being your assistant. And robin thew the letter in the sky and it vanished 5 seconds a silver crown pops up on robin\\\’s head and he said OMG! im awesomeness! Robin trained his skills and wore a Hitpoints skillcape and his full bandos with whip and his silver crown Robin also made his own army and fought with them in the wild against the \\\”Not-cool\\\” people and he won all wars. But.. one night after a big war against zezima Robin lost a lot of men and he was wounded and had to lay in bed for like 1 month His daughters and sons (which he got by the girl named \\\”Chessy018\\\”) were all around the bed and Robin recruited them as soldiers his oldest son Drew was General of the children.. 5 days after Robin was in pain and he asked his son to stab him with the magical dagger called \\\”keris\\\” So he die without pain.. His son was crying but had to do what his dad said and stabbed him.. 5 years was passed and Robin was still a famous person in the world of Runescape, there were statue\\\’s made of him in all cities on all statues people placed a white party hat which he lost, his sons and daughters are still an army fighting for their new god called Armadyl but they will never forget their dad.. \\\”Robin\\\” [In real life – OMG its 6 o\\\’clock its time for school..! and wow This was the best dream i ever had.. Oh well this might be the last one.. I watched around me and i saw a poster of Robin in Runescape with all his sons and daughters and his wife. I closed my eyes and wished.. That i lived in Runescape.. i open up my eyes.. and i was in runescape OMG .. i looked at myself in the mirror and saw that i was a sheep and i yelled Dam you god!! Im alergic to sheeps!#@!$#$

THE END, Hope you liked i spended 1 hour for it

My email – Robin-tjuhh@hotmail.com . Cyaa !

Robin was soo.. sad now and he sat on a bank for like 2 days and he seen a guy infront of him that was wood chopping for 2 days.. and robin thought wow that guy is lifeless.. Damn.. and he talked to the guy but the person didnt respond and robin saw a group of people in the corner and walked to them and said whats wrong with the guy which is chopping wood? they all said. That guy used drugs.. the drugs is called \\\\\\\”Runescape bot\\\\\\\” Once when players are too bored to train their skills and make money they will use drugs and they move out theirselves and do everything u want, Robin said Thats not fair!@!@ How can i stop them? the people said u can report the player in your notebook called \\\\\\\”Report abuse\\\\\\\” and write his name and put macroing behind his name after that you throw the notebook in the sky and it vanishes and it will be read by our gods which will punish him, robin did what the people said and stand before the botter and said \\\\\\\”Good Fight Sucka\\\\\\\” he threw the book in the sky and the botter vanished too. Robin went to the bank and talked to the banker and said \\\\\\\”any news?\\\\\\\” the banker said Yes! we have a note for you Mr.Robin, Robin said \\\\\\\”gimme it\\\\\\\” the banker gave the note and robin read the note it says \\\\\\\”Dear Robin me your god \\\\\\\”Andrew\\\\\\\” have seen your good deed by reported a botter and thats why i ask you: Do you want to be my assistant? i give you a silver crown which you always wear on your head. Robin said.. hmm the god his assistant.. That means im powerfull! Robin wrote a letter and said dear God i accept with being your assistant. And robin thew the letter in the sky and it vanished 5 seconds a silver crown pops up on robin\\\\\\\’s head and he said OMG! im awesomeness! Robin trained his skills and wore a Hitpoints skillcape and his full bandos with whip and his silver crown Robin also made his own army and fought with them in the wild against the \\\\\\\”Not-cool\\\\\\\” people and he won all wars. But.. one night after a big war against zezima Robin lost a lot of men and he was wounded and had to lay in bed for like 1 month His daughters and sons (which he got by the girl named \\\\\\\”Chessy018\\\\\\\”) were all around the bed and Robin recruited them as soldiers his oldest son Drew was General of the children.. 5 days after Robin was in pain and he asked his son to stab him with the magical dagger called \\\\\\\”keris\\\\\\\” So he die without pain.. His son was crying but had to do what his dad said and stabbed him.. 5 years was passed and Robin was still a famous person in the world of Runescape, there were statue\\\\\\\’s made of him in all cities on all statues people placed a white party hat which he lost, his sons and daughters are still an army fighting for their new god called Armadyl but they will never forget their dad.. \\\\\\\”Robin\\\\\\\” [In real life – OMG its 6 o\\\\\\\’clock its time for school..! and wow This was the best dream i ever had.. Oh well this might be the last one.. I watched around me and i saw a poster of Robin in Runescape with all his sons and daughters and his wife. I closed my eyes and wished.. That i lived in Runescape.. i open up my eyes.. and i was in runescape OMG .. i looked at myself in the mirror and saw that i was a sheep and i yelled Dam you god!! Im alergic to sheeps!#@!$#$

THE END, Hope you liked i spended 1 hour for it, and sorry it was in 2 parts. it didnt allow me to put the whole story in

My email – Robin-tjuhh@hotmail.com . Cyaa !

Robin was soo.. sad now and he sat on a bank for like 2 days and he seen a guy infront of him that was wood chopping for 2 days.. and robin thought wow that guy is lifeless.. Damn.. and he talked to the guy but the person didnt respond and robin saw a group of people in the corner and walked to them and said whats wrong with the guy which is chopping wood? they all said. That guy used drugs.. the drugs is called \”Runescape bot\” Once when players are too bored to train their skills and make money they will use drugs and they move out theirselves and do everything u want, Robin said Thats not fair!@!@ How can i stop them? the people said u can report the player in your notebook called \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”Report abuse\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\” and write his name and put macroing behind his name after that you throw the notebook in the sky and it vanishes and it will be read by our gods which will punish him, robin did what the people said and stand before the botter and said \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”Good Fight Sucka\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\” he threw the book in the sky and the botter vanished too. Robin went to the bank and talked to the banker and said “any news?” the banker said Yes! we have a note for you Mr.Robin, Robin said “gimme it” the banker gave the note and robin read the note it says “Dear Robin me your god “Andrew” have seen your good deed by reported a botter and thats why i ask you: Do you want to be my assistant? i give you a silver crown which you always wear on your head. Robin said.. hmm the god his assistant.. That means im powerfull! Robin wrote a letter and said dear God i accept with being your assistant. And robin thew the letter in the sky and it vanished 5 seconds a silver crown pops up on robin’s head and he said OMG! im awesomeness! Robin trained his skills and wore a Hitpoints skillcape and his full bandos with whip and his silver crown Robin also made his own army and fought with them in the wild against the “Not-cool” people and he won all wars. But.. one night after a big war against zezima Robin lost a lot of men and he was wounded and had to lay in bed for like 1 month His daughters and sons (which he got by the girl named”Chessy018″) were all around the bed and Robin recruited them as soldiers his oldest son Drew was General of the children.. 5 days after Robin was in pain and he asked his son to stab him with the magical dagger called “keris” So he die without pain.. His son was crying but had to do what his dad said and stabbed him.. 5 years was passed and Robin was still a famous person in the world of Runescape, there were statue’s made of him in all cities on all statues people placed a white party hat which he lost, his sons and daughters are still an army fighting for their new god called Armadyl but they will never forget their dad.. “Robin” [In real life – OMG its 6 o’clock its time for school..! and wow This was the best dream i ever had.. Oh well this might be the last one.. I watched around me and i saw a poster of Robin in Runescape with all his sons and daughters and his wife. I closed my eyes and wished.. That i lived in Runescape.. i open up my eyes.. and i was in runescape OMG .. i looked at myself in the mirror and saw that i was a sheep and i yelled Dam you god!! Im alergic to sheeps!#@!$#$

THE END, Hope you liked i spended 1 hour for it, and sorry it was in 2 parts. it didnt allow me to put the whole story in

My email – Robin-tjuhh@hotmail.com . Cyaa !

ow dam.. Sorry i posted it alot of times -.- It said it couldnt post it and i thought it was because it was too long so i posted in parts… my bad!!!!

hey there, my mian got hacked and stolen from me, it was level 118. then yesterday my pure got hacked and stolen from me,
together they were worth around 20m. and it’s not fair! please can you email me at sleep_is_my_extacy@hotmail.co.uk with the account details if i win. i really need this! please.

hi my name is alex and i was was born with leukemia.my mother died and birth and my father is an alcoholic who likes to beat me on a regular basis. i have only ever had 2 friends, tyler and RuneScape. tyler was the reason i played RuneScape and my dad knew how much i loved it so one day he decided to do something nice for me and buy a subscription to RuneScape, soon i would find out that the act was not so nice. He said that he would only give me the membership if i gave him my account and password so that if i ever upset him he would punish me, i said ok. 2 days later i accidentally dropped a speck of burnt fish on the floor as he was making me clean the stove with my toothbrush and he snapped. He beat to unconsciousness and when i woke up i was sitting next to the computer. I realized that on it was a message from jagex. i read it and it said *dear ######## we are sorry to inform you but your RuneScape account and computer ip address have been permanently banned for breaking the following rules:
real world trade
spamming
offensive language
i was devistated but my torment was not over yet, I then realized there was a small post-it note on the screen in my fathers hand writing, it read “son, be happy I did not kill you, now go to the kitchen and pick up the fish bit (p.s. this was my plan all along) and for this story i believe i should win. trust me the account will be in great hands with me and the true part of this story is that my account did get perm banned.

My name is Ben. My level 90 had 16mil and recently got hacked i lost it all. So i thought i could try a better account with gear for a while. Please give me this account. Email me the password and username at reidben963@aol.com. Thanks Again Ben.

ok i this is 99.99999% true i swear..so i was pking some yew trees in lumby had full sara to show how awesome i was to the world of yew tree pking. it was boring and i was hoping for something intresting happen when out of no where a 46.87 foot tal unicorndragon popped out from behind a bush. me and my beast armour decided to screw pking yews and to start pking giant 46.87 foot tall unicorndragons. it having a mere 5k hp i knew id have this beast dead in no time. after 35 hours of hacking and slashing i decided to turn on pray to finish this up. turns out unicorndragons dont like people praying and as soon as i turned on pray it hit 590 on me and ate my player. sadly i now do not have a rs account thanks to that unicorndragon so instead of trying again i thought id try this. if u dont think my lie is true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i love this and go the last line of my sob story from it-One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they face each other, drew thier swords and shot one another. The deaf police heard the noise, and came and killed those two dead boys. If you dont believe my lie is true, go ask the blind lady, she saw it too.
email-jtesh96@gmail.com
btw thx for setting this up reading all the sob stories is quite amusing

um well i was playing runescape when someone randomally reported me did i mention i saw guthix and um whats the diffrence between a snowman and snowwoman sowballs!!!!

Hey. I think o should get this fabulous file is cause, I am sure u have heard where ever u live, my house in Australia,Queensland, just had the worst floods since1974 it killed 67 people including my mum, and my grandma. Then my dad who is a farmer left for innisfail cause we had no house and had couz in innisfail and tully. Then we had the biggest cyclone (catergory 5) called cyclone Yasi. It was 900km wide and 2times bigger than hurricane katrina which hit Orleans in America killing 1800 people. My dad didn’t want to leave and go back to wat we left behind. So we sat it out with 300kp/h wind gust smashing our house. It was terrifying. I had a lv 72 file and it got hacked after I hadn’t played it for a while. Mebe if u give me ur file it will take all my worries away. And if u don’t believe me search on google. Here is my email. Tdarveniza@gmail.com. Just send the username and password to me on facebook. Think about it…….

i love you

Alright so I was sitting at my desktop bored and I took a stroll down varrock on my crutches (I had crutches at the time because a cow broke both of my legs) to see if i could find any items sitting around. Out of nowhere, A high level (lvl 24) was telling everyone about this new potion that the mage of zamorak in the wilderness sells. He told me that there was no way for my RS character to get any better unless I had some of that \”gf pot\”. I was so happy to learn that this would be the day that I would finally find a way to repair my broken legs! I was jigging and crying the whole way there, but once we got to edgeville, he told me that the mage of zamorak only listens to rich people, and I thought, why not, i\’m willing to bring my incredible riches (25k) to bring my legs back to their old selves. So we walk over there and the nice high level player tells me we need to continue to walk north. I brought some sardines and thought \”I might need these if a skeleton starts to attack me…\” We continue on our course until about level 18 wild and the guy told me that the mage of zamorak hides his potions in the cave we found there. I was so distracted by the unicorns that I forgot all about my riches and for the first time I was foolish enough to believe a high level guy. We enter the cave, and not even 2 seconds later, he kicks my crutch and starts stabbing me with his mithril dagger! Luckily I had raised my magic level to 5 so that I could defend myself while sprawled across the cold gray ground! I start trying to cast my water strikes and all of a sudden he starts to laugh at my powerful 3\’s (which scared the crap right out of me, and reduced my pride level to -1.) He started to cast water bolt! Whenever I would get close to killing him, he would start to eat to full health, which must be some kind of pker tactic… ANYWAYS, he started to turn into something else… He was morphing into some kind of creature, and, after some time of watching in horror while trying to click to stay logged in to watch this terror unfold, he turned into a cow! \”This monster!\” I thought. He started to speak in his utterance of moo\’s, and I realized that he had come back for my riches, and my life! \”You wont get away from me this time! I\’ve been training!\” The vengeful cow said. So i started to crawl towards the cave enterance, and he used some sort of green spell, stopping me in my tracks! He then threw his runes to the ground, along with his armor, and started to bite the wooden casts around my legs! \”Haha!\” I exclaimed. \”I spent 5k on those new darker brown casts! It\’ll take you a long time to chew through these!\”
\”I leveled up my firemaking level to 25 with the iron hatchet and tinderbox I got from you! This will take no time!\” \”NOOOOOOOOO! THEEEE IRRROOONNNNYYY!\” I wailed.

He killed me and started to spam me awful messages, some with words that arent appropriate to share on this website, i\’m afraid. He kept bantering on about saving my raw boy meat and bones along with my skin in the bank, and about how there will be many more attacks as long as I return to RS with that account.
I lost the motivation to train a new account, nor did I have the money to change my name on the game…

Please… I beg of you…. Let me have your account… So I can start to enjoy Runescape 2 again…

Dillon.c.thompson@gmail.com

I will reply as soon as you send your email sir, I promise.

And I promise to never get your account banned, I wont trust any other players.

I will leave the password the same by the way.

Old Rs acc: IFishWhales

Alright so I was sitting at my desktop bored and I took a stroll down varrock on my crutches (I had crutches at the time because a cow broke both of my legs) to see if i could find any items sitting around. Out of nowhere, A high level (lvl 24) was telling everyone about this new potion that the mage of zamorak in the wilderness sells. He told me that there was no way for my RS character to get any better unless I had some of that \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”gf pot\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”. I was so happy to learn that this would be the day that I would finally find a way to repair my broken legs! I was jigging and crying the whole way there, but once we got to edgeville, he told me that the mage of zamorak only listens to rich people, and I thought, why not, i\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’m willing to bring my incredible riches (25k) to bring my legs back to their old selves. So we walk over there and the nice high level player tells me we need to continue to walk north. I brought some sardines and thought \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”I might need these if a skeleton starts to attack me…\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\” We continue on our course until about level 18 wild and the guy told me that the mage of zamorak hides his potions in the cave we found there. I was so distracted by the unicorns that I forgot all about my riches and for the first time I was foolish enough to believe a high level guy. We enter the cave, and not even 2 seconds later, he kicks my crutch and starts stabbing me with his mithril dagger! Luckily I had raised my magic level to 5 so that I could defend myself while sprawled across the cold gray ground! I start trying to cast my water strikes and all of a sudden he starts to laugh at my powerful 3\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s (which scared the crap right out of me, and reduced my pride level to -1.) He started to cast water bolt! Whenever I would get close to killing him, he would start to eat to full health, which must be some kind of pker tactic… ANYWAYS, he started to turn into something else… He was morphing into some kind of creature, and, after some time of watching in horror while trying to click to stay logged in to watch this terror unfold, he turned into a cow! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”This monster!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\” I thought. He started to speak in his utterance of moo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s, and I realized that he had come back for my riches, and my life! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”You wont get away from me this time! I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ve been training!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\” The vengeful cow said. So i started to crawl towards the cave enterance, and he used some sort of green spell, stopping me in my tracks! He then threw his runes to the ground, along with his armor, and started to bite the wooden casts around my legs! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”Haha!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\” I exclaimed. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”I spent 5k on those new darker brown casts! It\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ll take you a long time to chew through these!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”I leveled up my firemaking level to 25 with the iron hatchet and tinderbox I got from you! This will take no time!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\” \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”NOOOOOOOOO! THEEEE IRRROOONNNNYYY!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\” I wailed.

He killed me and started to spam me awful messages, some with words that arent appropriate to share on this website, i\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’m afraid. He kept bantering on about saving my raw boy meat and bones along with my skin in the bank, and about how there will be many more attacks as long as I return to RS with that account.
I lost the motivation to train a new account, nor did I have the money to change my name on the game…

Please… I beg of you…. Let me have your account… So I can start to enjoy Runescape 2 again…

Dillon.c.thompson@gmail.com

I will reply as soon as you send your email sir, I promise.

And I promise to never get your account banned, I wont trust any other players.

I will leave the password the same by the way.

Old Rs acc: IFishWhales

hi my name is brett im 12 and i want your account so bad i was a noob all of my rs life and now i want a acc i can actualy feel good on and im about to cry bec i want a good account and yours is the best i feel like a total douche withought a good account please pick me!

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Hi im mo im 12.5 and i had a lvl 58 account but he got hacked 11times in a row and sadly my rlatives were shot to deathj at cairo 4 days ago it is soooooo sad now i have no one i am the only survivor my email is moheth98@yahoo.co.nz please help me i live in a foster home please this story is true
i cant belive im a loner now please be my friend and help me!!!!!!

btw my in game name is tectroz i will appear as LDK JWatson — Peace

i think i deserve it because i had a blue party hat, divine shield , full 3rd age armour 200mil and the sadest thing of all i finely got lvl 99 mining and smithing it took me 6months to do it and when i logged off for the night whilst i was sleeping i got hacked and lost all my stuff & to make it worse he/she changed my recovery questions so please find it at the bottom off your heart please give me the account to make me feel happy once more

Hi there,
i know you said you wanted something made up but i actually have an interesting true story to tell…
well to be honest, i quit playing the game back when it all changed over and i hated that free trade was gone and the wildy…
but to get to the point, I let my friend Nate play on my account for a while…every now and then id check it out and mess around. well me and Nate got into a stupid argument over a girl and it really was not worth it at all…I regret it so much. You could probably understand because it was over a girl and what not…
Well, that led to a big fight and we stopped talking and everything..all over this girl mind you..
I hated that it was even happening but i felt like there was nothing i could do. Anyways, he found out that he had cancer a few months ago…they told him it spread pretty far throughout his body…and gave him a short period of time to live..
Well all this time went by, i never got to get back on runescape…he changed the password and everything else because we were so mad at each other..now i regret everything.
My friend Nate died on December 32, 2010 while we were at the hospital about to celebrate the new year…He was 16 years old.
Why i need this: I recently heard that free trade and the wildy were coming back and i wanted to play and maybe do something on runescape in honor of my friend Nate. I want to start a benefit or charity in honor of my friend and getting this account would help me because i would be able to reach out to other players and get more support behind me.
Thank you for your time and reading this…
I will have a website posted on here very soon to help support my benefit, I am planning on selling t-shirts and everything!
you can reach me at pimpin4lif91@aol.com
thank you all! God Bless

Hello was just asking for account for my brother he dislexic and iv tryed runescape im no good and im joining the navy in sep so not time to carry on training up for him but he seems to like it id just like him to have the chance to be good at somethink thanks mate… Bye….. Dont worry if someone else wins no harm done..

E-Mail – robvandam_3@hotmail.com

heres my story i was 13 and my dad just left my mom i was down so i got on rs of course when your down u dont think of the obvious scams. so there i was and some1 said they were giveing 100 mil to everybody that followed so i followed. he said whoever gives me the most items (coin value) wins. so i gave him everything…..he loggs off. that day i punched my computer till it broke

Okay, so I’ve been playing Runescape since mid 2005, and instantly fell in love. Even now, six years later, I can’t help but think back to the ‘good old days’ when it was rare to find someone who had even one 99 skill. From day one I’ve been fascinated by the Runecrafting skill. I’ve always dreamed of getting 99 Runecrafting, and buying a party hat with the hard earned money. And hoped that one day I would hopefully own a full party hat set! I used to play with my younger brother and we’d always earn money and buy each other Christmas gifts. I remember telling him I was going to buy him a santa hat, and he got so excited. I sat in front of the computer for hours and hours earning money. I ended up not making enough, but got him the hat a few months after that, and I couldn’t believe how happy he was. It’s things like this that keep me coming back to Runescape. I’ve said I was going to ‘quit’ many times, but couldn’t. It’s a part of my childhood. It’s a part of me. My account, even though it’s not great, has sentimental value. I’m assuming you’ve been playing since the good times because you said how it’s not that great of a level now a day, so clearly you must actually care about this account or you wouldn’t take the time to find someone worthy of it. Now, I don’t know if you’re really giving away this account or not, but if you are, and by some miracle you were to pick me, I can assure you that it would be in great hands. The reason I want this is because I hope to fulfill my dream of owning a full party hat set, and hopefully I could do that with this account. I’ve never botted, cheated, or tried to cheat. I’ve never even used an autotyper because I was afraid of getting banned. I put too much work in for it to be lost. Should you pick me, you’d make me the happiest person in the world because I finally would have a chance for my Runescape to dream come true. A full party hat set. I doubt I will ever own a full set, but even just the thought that this account could help me, makes me want to scream. Plus you’d get the satisfaction of knowing your account is safe, and for some reason you’d ever want it back. It’s yours. They’re sentimental. :]

Hello, I played runescape since 2006 a long time. I was hacked in 2008 and my account was perm. banned by the hacker for botting massivley. I was on vacation and a week later coming back from vacation i found that my account was banned and hacked. It makes me sad that poeple have to hack others and get them perm banned…. I realy wish to recieve an account back. My account was in great progress. May you please help. Thank you.

parts of the following story may be exajerated

long time ago hacker lived in vally but was punished by heaven for his hacking….. he hacked me!!!! our only hope might be your rs account, you see it started when i was walking the trail of runescape and i approached a little elf named \”im a player\” he told me that i could have many gold and armors if i would just go to the wilderness on febuary the 2nd so i was like \”hell yeahz\” when i arrived at the wilderness he was in a massive death bot and he begane to stomp on my head it hit 200,s eventually i died and lost all my stuff i rested near lumbridge fountin with my remaining 3gp and cried noooo!!!!!!!!!!

so that is my story…. I hope you will give me the account at nit387@hotmail.com and then i will pay the elf back………

send Account To Hicksy1997@hotmail.co.uk if i win

please i need it it will help me forget about my grandad who died the same day as i got hacked and changed password please i beg

Hey, This is a true story.

It all began on my birthday where i was given $20 phone credit from my grandparents, i put this on my phone and payed for membership, i picked and spun 20000 flax which took me a long time. at that time i was selling flax 200gp a pop and had alot of money, i bought full rune (g) and a whip. Later that day i went on runescape and was messaged by someone inviting me to a ‘rich mans’ drop party, I said ok! where is it at? He said : Meet me at lumbridge, i said Ok sure, he then led me to the slayer cave in lumbridge swump gave me a slayer helmet and a candle, led me to the gas chamber and got me blown up, i was so scared and sad and shaking i had a stroke, and i was hospitalized for 2 weeks, over those 2 weeks i missed my end of year exams and failed college, i had to redo the entire year of work and study.

Soraian123@hotmail.com <- Contact

I have a son that really want to play runescape, he is really sick and the only thing he want is an account to play. Im not a gamer so i don\’t play. I been looking around for a free account for week now. I really need this account for my son please give me the account please!!my email is jagex4rs@yahoo.com

Hi,
I believe i should get this account, because i have been scammed multiple times, it may not have been much, but it was on my new account, seeing as my others got hacked. They took all i had, and left me, to buy stuff, with 1k! I have been trying to make money, but i cant afford anything. Everytime i try and make some money, people just stand around and call me a noob. So I go elsewhere. But it always happens. Its really starting to annoy me, and no one is nice enough to give me anything to help. They just think its fun to call me a noob.
As i was saying about my other accounts before, i was sharing them with a friend, which i now know was a stupid idea, yet i still have no clue if he stole them, and changed the password, or if they were hacked by others.

So please, if you would give me the account, i would be extremely grateful.
If you choose me, you can email me at, jettyswaaan@hotmail.com

alright. i\’ve been playing runescape since it came out and it rocks!!!!!!!!! i need this account. my mom died and so did my grandad so i really want this account to take my mind off my dead grandad and mom. please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok this is the reason i needed this account…One day i was sitting at my desk like any other day. and i was logging on to runescape and a random Goblin came behind me and gave a big holler and then knocked me in the head so hard it put me cold out for enough time for him to get on make my account. then the goblin let goblins take over runescape…and the worst part of all is he managed to hack my bank pin and drop everything i owned…-.- then he had a dirty sailor’s mouth and liked to bot on my account so i got permanately banned -.-…btw you can reach me @ nono4show@gmail.com or on runescape by adding XX foreverXX thank you for your time…

hello. i want the account cause not that long ago, Jagex banned my account i loved alot it was level 104 had over 30mill they banned cause i was useing an auto type to sell some items i had the time set to 10 secs between msgs. I tried to veiw the proof they had but it said there was none and so now i have to use my lvl 30 account.. which you can agree wouldnt be fun.. so if i could please get that account i’d like it very much. so if youll give it to me my email is. payton345@live.com

hey i was recently hacked by just stupid people trying to piss people off so i tried so hard to get my account back but i never got it back i love runescape and i never want to stop but i spent 3 year playing that account and i don’t have neither account because i i worked so hard on that one. i was thinking if i had this one account that i could get back into runescape and play like a used to.

Hey i just read this and though its really cool that your doing this. You said you wanted a sob story so here you go…this is completely true btw. So over the summer i stopped playing runescape (lvl 100 and i put a ton of time into it). When i heard the wildy was coming back i went to go on my account. It gave me the message “invalid username or password” so i recovered it. I log on the next day and everything is wiped from it. I had over 100mil worth of items and weapons. It was all gone i had put over 3 years of my life into the game and everything is gone. I am the type of person that prides themselves in games like these (yeah you can call me a nerd if you want :p). Anyways your account sounds very close to how mine was and i would love it if i won it. I would only improve on it and make it better than it already is. Also I wont change the password or anything because i would get it if you decided to come back and play. Anyways, if you pick me email me at: tylerwhite9@gmail.com. Thanks alot and please pick me haha

you probably have some really long comments to read but i really want a new acount because i just started playing the game again.
i have been looking for an acount for a long time and i think i have found the best acount. soo hopefully i can get it. my email is aaroncruchley@hotmail.com

Hi there, I’m Jenna, and play runescape. and I’m going to be honest here. I don’t think anyone here deserves this account, not even me.
Everyone is telling you why they deserve it, but they haven’t worked hard on this, earned money or increased stats. You have, you’ve earned this account, and no one else has earned the right to keep this account except you. Personally, i think you should keep this, now-a-days an account like that could be quite valuable, although i see absolutely no point wasting money on an online account that doesn’t even exist, Happy playing, and even though my comment wasn’t much like the others, begging, a hack story. If you surprisingly choose me, I will be amazed. Thats my story.
Thanks.

hi i got hacked i had a lvl 108 with almost 90m and i got hacked so no i gota use this useles lvl 4 acc and yea well i realy need a better acc i hope ull make the rights dicision and give it to me i will be forever great full

hi,
oook i have a real sad story,
i had an alright account, level 61 possibly, not a lot of money
anyway, one day i was just playing Runescape and i wanted to go to seers village to cut some trees or something, from lumbridge and i was gonna walk there.
Anyway on my way my character suddenly jumped out of the screen and started shouting at me saying that it was sick and tired of me telling it what to do and always doing what i want and apparently he is sick of walking all over the runescape world and that hes sick of cooking and standing chopping wood all day
any way he home teleported and i never seen him again

i would love you forever if you even considered me for this, so please:)
thank you
RS user-i Periwinkle

i would like the account because a have an account level 80 but it was hacked and i cant unlock it and i don’t know the recovery question because my friend gave me the account so i am without runescape and i the im having withdrawals first im really hot then cold then hot again and vice versa and my vision is all blurry i cant focuse on anything and i need runescape thank you for your time to read this

lliamperkins@aol.com

i know you are not going to pick me but ill give it a shot

when i was level 55 i got my first set of full rune (which was hard to get back then) and when i was training against green dragons my computer froze and when i logged back on i lost everything i was really sad when this happened and stopped playing for like a year. i got back my rune and im not risking it.

im am level 70 now with about 400k

it seems pathetic but pleeeeeeeeeease chosse me =)

This one is level 138 lol:
http://gameolosophy.com/games/online/runescape/free-runescape-account-still-going-all-skills-maxed-and-combat-138/

Anways congratzulations on getting this many likes/comments/views mate!

I LOVE YOU
sillybeanz92@yahoo.com

I really don’t expect to win, it’s just whatever, but your account is pretty beast .. I’m not gonna lie and make a fake sob story like that kid who apparently “helps people with quests” it’s just annoying how every1’s like HAH NOOB. But that was a few months ago, and now I’m a happy level 103 with almost full dragon and a bgs you shouldn’t quit bro, it’s a fun game, what I did is I just took a break for like a year, started playing guitar and whatnot, because, it really is a fun game add my accounts, tenedia, tenedia12345, and bullet shot6.. And if I win email me at endthefiction@hotmail.com ahahah xD

Well i think i deserve to win as all my freinds told me to go on runescape so i did and as soon as i got on someone gave me 3k. of course i was happy but my freinds all scammed me into giving me every cent and then i was forced into the wilderness and killed over and over again and then today my freind and his clan hunted me down and killed me cus im a noob i wish i had this account so i will be the don for once not the puny noob!
so please let me win and i will do runescape proud.
if i win contact me at killa_boy@live.co.uk
p.s. PLZ CHOOSE ME!!!!!!!

i really want this acc because of all the high lvls.ive never had one skill that was a 90 and i really want to
ive always wanted to be a pker but my combat lvls werent high enough to win in most of my fights.so i was kinda scared to wear armour or use a wepon because of my low combat skillz.i would love to have this acc i would love to expirence the high lvls and i would take good care of this acc.i would help lower lvls out to get somewhere,to get something, or to help them on a quest.i would love to have this acc it has always been a runescape dream/goal to get a lvl 90 but i havent..i would love to start pking because it looks like alot of fun..i would also love to win one..sorry for the length of this comment.
sorry for this other comment but i also want this acc because of the money it has ive never had more than 4mil at a time and my acc is a lvl 108 and i loose most of my pking fights because my combat skillz suck at my lvl because my summoning is at 60 so everyone i fight at my lvl always murder me and i really want this acc..id take goodcare of it because of the time and hard work you put into this acc.email tylre77@yahoo.com

This Is A True Story. I Was Playing Runescape And Then Thi Level 109 Came Up To Me And I Didnt Know Much About Runescape But I Was A Lvl 85 I was Only 7 Years Old That time Then He told me Do U Want To Be My Level in 10 days i was likc sure then he said give me ur pass so i did then he told me log off then then i did but when i tried logging on again it said password incorrect then i starting crying for 2 days and it had 17m on it i spent years making it and then i never went on runescape since then. and now im crying about it this is true

i really want to win so here you go: One day Jeff was walking down the street and his new neighbor, she is smoking hot, walks out. jeff greets her and she greets him back. they get talking and Jeff askes her out. she slapped him really hand and then hit him in the balls. jeff was sad. later that day she called and said she was sorry and would like to go out with him. they talked and decided they wanted to go sky diving. when they got to the place to sky dive they only had double sky diving suits left. so they wnt double. when they got in the air they jumped out. when jeff pulled the parachute the latches came lose and shela,the neighbor, began to fall. jeff couldnt reach her and she fell to the ground.jeff knew she was dead and started to cry.when he landed he landed in her remains. jeff couldnt take it so he went home and killed himself. THE END

-it wasnt very soppy but it was funny. i really want to win.
-gman

um wow total failer ^ lexxistanford@hotmail.com

i am atharva,my age is 11.
i was going too varrock bank then i saw a poor guy his level was 8 he was begging.i gave him money he made me friend then he told lets go to the wildy i kept folowing him till we reached wildy lv maximum for f2p then he said wait then after 15 mins just like 27 guys surrounded me and that lv 8 guy ran up he told while running u are trapped then they guys were going to attack me but i told wait for 15 mins pleaze they said ok i called my clan w141revhunts to help me that clan had atleast 50 guys they came killed everybody and i cought that noob and killed him!

pleaze select me pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

email: mcr66@aol.com

Hey. There was once a young runescape player named 4 owned. He trained till level 100 combat and almost got 90 strength. He made many runescape youtube videos and he got 200 subscribers. He was hacked.

I was hacked about a couple months ago. In the summer of 2009 i achieved 99 fletching. I made lots of money on the account and lots of friends also. I pked a lot. Like every freakin day making millions of gp. One day my computer was keylogged and some site hacked me . My account has probably been sold by now, and all my money has been transfered. The first time i was hacked, I lost 100m. I changed my pass and recoveries and stuff after that. 3 days later I was hacked again and I could not log in at all. After many failed attempts of recovering the account Jagex would not accept my appeals. I’m very sad. I lost a level 100 pker, 100m bank and years of hard work. I’m 20 years old now and I have been playing since 2001. I was a classic veteran of RuneScape. I’m very sad about this but..it was just a game right? NO. It was a game I spent 10 years on and I don’t want to waste that. I’m very sad and I know I will never get back the legendary account “4 Owned”. Thats why I am here to ask you if you can please..PLEASE give me your precious RuneScape account. In the past I have quit runescape many times for only a few weeks or maybe even a few months. I know how it is. LOL. Don’t worry, if you choose to ask for your account back, I will gladly give it it’s no problem. I just want something to occupy my time with for a while to keep me happy. I know this is getting long now so I will stop . You’ve been very generous. Thanks .

Email me at hassanimran_97@hotmail.com

I had a party hat and got hacked…I’d had that party hat since 2001…I was so proud, everyone respected me and commented on it. Then someone guessed my password, took my most valuable posessions including the party hat and a saradomin sword

Once apon a time there was a boy named Alex, he was the cuntiest of cunts in all the land, no one liked him. One day he felt the requirement to be a total fuck and rob my buddies extra set of maps for Black Ops, this pretty much was the most cuntiest thing ever. I was so mad. The worst part is that he doesn’t understand the concept of ownership, you see HE’S A FUCKING COMMUNIST. Communists don’t know that you can’t share maps. So on top of being a total and outright fuck, he also plays runescape, this isn’t particularly bad, but he always goes on about how he PK’s and he’s so cool with his lvl90 account. I cant be fucked leveling up so I need your acount to put that bitch in his place in yet another way.

Once apon a time there was a boy named Alex, he was the cuntiest of cunts in all the land, no one liked him. One day he felt the requirement to be a total fuck and rob my buddies extra set of maps for Black Ops, this pretty much was the most cuntiest thing ever. I was so mad. The worst part is that he doesn\\\’t understand the concept of ownership, you see HE\\\’S A FUCKING COMMUNIST. Communists don\\\’t know that you can\\\’t share maps. So on top of being a total and outright fuck, he also plays runescape, this isn\\\’t particularly bad, but he always goes on about how he PK\\\’s and he\\\’s so cool with his lvl90 account. I cant be fucked leveling up so I need your acount to put that bitch in his place in yet another way.

lawl now it postedlike 8 times fucking SHIT

I deserve it because i have a dog xD

I have been hacked by a friend whom i have trusted so i decided to quit runescape and when i come back i wanted to buy an account and i found one to my liking after saving up for 6 months and buying the account with all the money i found out it was a scam i lost my money and i got no account
If you pity me please give me the account dest0133@hotmail.com

I KNow you have ALOT of comment to red so i’ll keep it short.I had a level 74 it was pretty good with some drag and a rune 2h.But one day i got on went to clan wars had my drag boots drag legs and bandos robe top with all my money.And went into the wrong clan wars once i walked in i was froze by ice barrage.i totally crapped in my pants once i lost my stuff soo i would appreciate if i had an acount like yours it would make my life.if i won or anyone else won contact me at mjpence90@yahoo.com

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Sorry, up there I look desprate.
Anyway, I had a runescape accout a long time ago. The bad thing is I stopped. I didnt get on any big levels, and runescape now is my favorite online gaming website. It didnt look fun the first time I did it, but then I tried it and it was awesome. I probably wont win, but I just want to say, I am never going to beat anyone on runescape. Nobody. I was just asking for this account because I’m addicted to the computer, and I really like this game. I used to play wizard101 when I was like 10 but that is so old, and babyish.<ItSucks. This game is amazing, and for you to go up on that level just to sell ur account is really awesome. Im just saying dude. Thats pretty kewl. Anyway, it really means alot to me so im just askin PLZ READ THIS. I l-o-v-e this game sooo sooo sooo much!!! I hope that it never disappears like millsberry<YESiAMaDORKiDIDplayMILLSBERRY. So plz read it. Its all im asking. If u ask me that levels pretty high……

i got spunk in my eye and some guy killed me with my bank on in pvp =[ lvl 60 cb.

the tragic story of how i lost my runescape accout. i was just playing like any normal kid when the game was loading and a meteor came crashing down!! hit my computer and broke my account. now every time i go on and try my guy. he is no more. i knwo how you would feel if you lost your account. so please i would love to have your account and i will take good care of it. thank you. aslo i just saved a baby bird from drowning in my pool.

hey im not really gunna make it sobby but i got hacked lost everything and i really dont wana start from scratch. you know,.. if your really giving an account away it would be cool if u gave it to me, but if u dident give it to me its fine. i love the game and i love playing it but ya know its fine with me. its life. it will go on, many things will come your way. \”life will knock you down, you must choose to get back up\” (karate kid reference ^^) well have a good day sir.

dustinalexander48@gmail.com

i was playing rune scape when this guy said Doubling money i went up to him and he doubled my 10m then i gave him 50m and he logeed off. i ot soo pissd when my bro laughed i smash him he told mum i couldnt use computer for a month

i used to have an acc called god of fate, it was a mem, realy high lv 120 epic items then it got hacked there was no way i could get it back so i tried everything but in the end i relaised it was gone and i canceld the memebership.

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