How I Got Owned in RuneScape Three

*This was with my strength pure I was training (combat level: 23). The mage: 27

21.) I was being a noob in a PvP world just attacking random people to train on with no armor, weapons, or food when all the sudden I fight a mage that said to me: “I ME FIRIN MY LAZAR!!!!” and then started pounding me with fire blasts that did well around the 10+ damage (had white druid armor on from the Fist of Guthix mini-game). I challenged him again (3 times) since I was bored and persistent on taking him down. I gave up on the fourth try….since he always runs!

22.) Finally! after weeks of being a non-member I got access to membership again! and the first order of business: To finally defeat the level 117 black demon once and for all! (I beat that dude in 1 go! woot!)

23.) I was completely bored out of my mind when this happened: Owned my friend in a talk battle! (the subject: spell check! it becomes a monster!!) I talked to him in normal talk mode on karamja about how I’m so great (he’s way lower than me in combat level) when he pulled out a spell check on my talking: it first became an error then became a war of how my men fought against the destructive spellcheckotron 9000 that can regenerate, destroy, and correct my grammar! as the battle ensued my forces all where eliminated until the unexpected happened: it turned on its creator! and destroyed him! then one of my fellow survivors (he was in the restroom at the time) came out and was like : holy $#*&! next thing you know: the different remnants of the spellcheckotrons brain transforms or makes these dumb alter ego’s (or people that acted according to my friends different personalities) which ended with my guy saying: …………….wtf!  (THE END! and as for the fight…………..a draw……until he started it again and at that point I had enough)

 ( that conversation was like 30 sentences long! it was so long I went over training frost giants and making some gold in the mean time!)

24.) I just completed the quest: Fremminik Trials and the reward was so worth it! However, I was doing this quest because I thought ( I’m training slayer) that cockatrices would be found somewhere at the Fremminik isles (Fremminik Dungeon) and so I went! as soon as I went into the wilderness (or tundra there) I got immediately owned by 5 ice ogre’s! ( level 86 each) Their was no way I was able to escape that much ownage, since they basically hit me continuously with a combinations of both range and melee! I never went back their again, even if I did lose 250k worth of stuff there! Wait!……..actually…….I did……but that was ONLY TO GET MY STUFF BACK!………which sadly I didn’t make it and managed to teleport at the last second.

25.) I got to enjoy the fun of the new Bounty Hunter worlds!!!! My first and second targets were my greatest moments………….after that………it just simply went down hill. The loot from the target opponents is well worth it, until you get owned by them! Then it sure ain’t! If your a PK’er then this is definitely your world……not mine!

26.) This has to be the worst way of dieing, for me at least. I kept trying to survive in the lumbridge swamp cavern with(yes you guessed it!) open flame! Plus with the wall beasts hitting 13’s instantly on me….I learned my lesson after losing 150k worth of stuff. It never occurred to me that the reason my lamps kept being blown out was due to the gas in the cavern and not because of the creatures! Later, after I did much needed research and item exchange I came back to get some much needed ownage on both the wall beasts and finding the Tears of Guthix mini-game!

27.) This was a funny ownage moment I had in the bounty hunter: I was waiting with no armor (just a dragon dagger p++) a guy came over attacking me with an abyssal whip. He even had an amulet and was 3 levels above mine so I kind of knew ahead of time I was not gonna beat him. He was very cocky: ” Pwned!” he kept saying to me, well after surviving and blowing half his health bar away he kept saying the same phrase (he knew all he had to do was hit a very high hit on me to win) over the course of the battle. Eventually, I won! ( Don’t expect the obvious!!)

……………he later came back for some revenge again……and I beat him down again!

28.) Don’t ya just hate it when your playing Stealing Creation and are just collecting clay when all the sudden a super strong player comes along to steal clay from you or just to simply kill you? yeah that happened to me at the very start of one match. I had to ask fellow team mates for help, since everyone was still collecting clay!

Level 122 with a dagger (had to be a level 5 dagger).

(29-30 happened on the new bounty hunter worlds)

29.) A noob moment: Saying that you can easily win against someone when they completely knock you out in only 2 hits!! ONLY YOU CAN GUESS WHAT WEAPON HE USED! (Hint: he was not wearing any armor!)

30.) This is a reenactment of a battle I had with a player wielding Dharoks great axe (he combat level was low so, but you never know! he could be a strength pure!)

Me: Omg! dharoks! ……yeah you win

(12 secs passed of us exchanging blows)

Opponent: LOL (as he dies after a stunning victory using the dragon dagger p++ in just a few quick attacks! woot!)

31.) Best noob ownage ever! In Stealing Creation I got stuck on an all noob team! All the Higher levels went on to the red teams side, with me stuck on blue! The high levels easily started the killing sprees on all of us, until near half way through the match! Noobs banding together are invincible! With 20 noobs as an attack force and never giving up, even the mightiest of the enemy teams high levels went down running! In the end :we won!! my last comment to the enemy team afterward: YOU JUST GOT YOUR $#%#% BEAT BY A BUNCH OF NOOBS!! LOL!

The enemy teams comment: …………………………………… (seriously was an actual comment one of them said after the match)

32.) This is an idea I just had for a while as I was playing the Stealing Creation Mini game: Dang! this is almost like Runescape’s version of that popular halo series “Red versus Blue”! except it doesn’t have hilarious moments in it, guns, actual speaking, vehicles, or have other colored teams in it!

( I do play a lot of Stealing Creation, for it’s the easiest way to level up your skills these days!)

33.) Owning a clan member whose combat level was 122 wielding a godsword in a duel with a d dag ++ (godsword is powerful but not as fast as a dagger!)

34.) My friend gets jumped (or “pj’d”) while collecting the drops he got from my corpse while doing the 76k trick (76k trick: you get your earning potential up in a PvP world, then while risking 76k you kill a “volunteer” who is also risking 76k or 25k if your a non-member). Lost around 300k worth, and afterward it was then my turn:  successfully obtained a Guthix table=200k, rune plate skirt, and 20 rune throwing axes! (This was at the grand exchange so we had to run when our hitpoints were low to avoid the mistake my friend did)

(my friend’s character I’m keeping anonymous for security concerns)

35.) The moment finally has arrived! I’m combat level 100! (thanks in part by finishing the quest: The Darkness of Hollowvale) with that in mind I decided to kick things up a notch: God wars! My first ever Bandos Boss run! (I took the Bandos route that is through trollheim) Up on arriving I kept an item for both Saradomin, Zamorak, and Armadyle…but wait.. NO bandos item! As soon as I opened the door to Bandos inner sanctum I was mauled by tons of 5s – 10s in a room full of goblins, spiritual warriors, orks, ogres, and trolls! I managed to get out alive but used up half of my food supply (came prepared with 30 sharks!). Darn 40 kill count rule!!! But it wasn’t over yet! After getting traded some Saradomin brews and a Full restore potion I headed in with my group to take on the big guy him self! General Graardor!~ sadly I ended up being the first person to teleport thanks to his lackeys!

36.) Worst ownage yet: After doing barrows alot, I got pretty confident, so confident that it was like a walk in the park for me….until one day! I came to barrows with3 pray pots, shovel, void (I take ranging and maging are really really effective!), sharks, dragon dagger ++, Mind shield (it worth bringing for it doesn’t hinder ranging and gives a nice magic defense boost),and mystic armor (Ahrims is okay but I want armor that is cheap to buy back in case of an emergency). Taken down Ahrim and headed to Dharoks tomb. Fight: had 10 pray left and the face popped up (meaning the crypt drains 10 pray from you when it does), ahrim hit me earlier for a 20 since I didn’t put on my pray before I opened his tomb. I had Dharok between 1-10 hp when all the sudden I noticed that my pray was at 0 and he hit me for a 49 (K-O)! Ended up running up back to the barrows to claim my stuff (thank goodness that some one blessed my grave!) however I found out I don’t have a spade (shovel) with me! Luckily someone was kind enough to let me borrow his! I didn’t make it in time to get all my stuff back though. I didn’t do barrows for a while after that (buying back my stuff to say the least!), but slowly and surely I was back again, and…

WITH A VENGEANCE!

37.) Well, this scenario isn’t ownage in anyway but surely it is one of those careless mistakes: I joined a clan for their King Black dragon run. We had the dragon all to our selves on a loot share world (We made it so that we could fight the dragon for a Visage for 1 hour until everyone else can then go about their business). It was my first time using the loot share option, so while we took turns hitting the dragon, I was in the middle of trying to figure out on how to get the loot share working! by the time the run was over every one got visages and good loot, with me finding out through all their talk that it was the “little bag of cash button up on the right-hand corner of the clan chat”….simple at that! Well it most certainly was my last King Black Dragon (KBD) run…for now! since the KBD is always crowded and the clan does it only on certain days!

38.) Accidentally attacked an Aberrant spectre without a nose peg! lessen well learned: DON’T EVER, EEEVER!! think you can beat a slayer monster that requires a certain item to beat it! The result: I got hit for constant 15s and it drained all my combat status to 1 !!! (pray, magic, defense, attack, range and summoning!)

39.) Well I decided to test my battle prowess in the Jad mini game (this is a safe mini game) 

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I sadly didn’t make it to him yet, instead I only made it up to the 18th floor with just melee alone. My range at the time wasn’t up to the mini-games “standards” so soon I will have another go at him!

*This is an update as of 11/04/09

I made it to the 30th wave and get smacked for a 65 from the mage monsters (first one) in the mini game! (that was game over upon me getting hit)

Makes me wonder: What were your favorite or not so favorite moments in runescape?