Some like it cold Runescape quest guide
The latest in the series of quests starring RuneScape’s megalomaniacal penguins, follow these steps and you’ll be done in a jiff.
SOME LIKE IT COLD
Introduction
Teddy the polar bear spy has been captured by long-standing enemies, the seals. Diplomatic relations between the two factions are already frosty, and tempers are starting to heat up in this cold war.
Your mission – should you choose to accept it – is to infiltrate the POW (Prisoner of Walrus) camp in which Teddy is incarcerated. With the help of rock gods Ping and Pong, you’ll locate Teddy, incite a riot, beat the guards at Battlefish, and enact a prison break like no other.

To Start:
Speak to Chuck in Ardougne Zoo.
Routes:
- Ardy cape teleport to monastery and run north
- Lodestone to Ardy and run south-west
- Teleport to Ardy by normal spell-book (2 water, 2 law runes)
- Teleport tablet to Ardy and run south-west
- Lever from Edgeville, to wildy, to Ardy and run southeast
Note: that Chuck will only appear if you meet the quest requirement given below.
Requirements:
- You must be a member.
- 65 Fishing
- 56 Crafting
- 50 Construction
- 50 Thieving
- Hunt for Red Raktuber
Difficulty:
Experienced
Combat:
None
Items:
Clear inventory
Guide:
- Accept and start quest
- Read letter
- Accept teleport from Chuck
- Talk to seals south
- Dance
- Travel boat north
- Talk to Ping and Pong
- Tuxedo-time with Jim north
- Go west
- Investigate avalanche
- North to doors
- Talk to agent
- Go north-east
- Build suits
- Go back to doors
- Big red button
- South and back out
- Go back to ping and pong
- Give costumes to them
- Tuxedo-time with Jim north
- Travel boat south
- Talk to Ping and Pong south
- Cut scene
- Bank all items
- Travel to Seal camp
- Cut scene - unlocks penguin prison song
- Talk to Teddy north
- Talk to Larry north
- Talk to Teddy south
- Talk to Noodle south
- Click on Walrus’ door east
- Cut scene
- Take bat in box
- Encourage Ping to the max - must be done quickly – spam click
- Encourage Pong to the max
- Encourage Teddy to the max
- Encourage Bouncer to the max may take a while
- Cut scene
- Steal the egg
- Talk to Larry north
- Talk to Teddy south
- Talk to all penguins - a count down is there
- Talk to Teddy
- Talk to Plaza east – receive list
- Take wood scrap east
- Search shelves in kitchen east
- Fish north
- Search shelves southwest
- Search table southwest
- Mix lye and oil
- Use on Popsicle tray
- Use squid with the tray
- Use soap with hammer
- Talk to teddy and take his clothes
- Use clothes with board
- Give to plaza - receive blue prints
- Give to Teddy – stage built
- Close the engine
- Talk to Astoria east
- Play Battlefish – battleships until you win – click the blue side of map within time limit – ships are in the same place – answers as screen print – sorry for the pop up in way – remarked

- Go to circus room
- Take props
- Talk to Teddy
- Use balloon and string together to make wire
- Use everything else with the engine like so

- Talk to Teddy
- Cut scene – unlock sub way song
- Play battlefish again like before - fishes are placed differently for players this time – NOTE: there is time limit and if you take too long you will die, HP levels are shown left of screen - Some reported spots are and
Strategies:
Option A: Find the ships fast, based on luck - more fails but keep trying
Option B: Do the same as option A whilst assigning your team to fix the ship until you hit all fishes - lasts longer
Maps:
Reported so far are…
1: D4 – DG, F6 – F9, ?
2: E7 – E9, G2 – H2, ?
3: G6 – G8, C6 – C3, B1 – B4
4:B1 – B4, H7 – H9, E5 – H5
FINALLY…
69: Cut scene telling Chuck everything that has happened and TA DA!!
Rewards:
Rewards include a boatload of Fishing, Crafting, Construction and Thieving XP, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. There’s also a new thieving-based event in Balthazar Beauregard’s Big Top Bonanza; the opportunity to customise your clockwork penguin suit; and a surprise for sharp-eyed spies among you.
Also two spins on the wheel with the chances to win the sizzling summer items!
Bonus:
Complete the quest by the 21st of August 2012 (GMT) to earn an Early Bird XP tome, which imparts the following:
- 40k Crafting XP
- 40k Thieving XP
- 10k Construction XP
- 10k Fishing XP
Congratulations:

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