The Five Most Noobish Questions Someone Will Ever Ask in RuneScape

Can you help me with a quest?

These quests are designed for you too complete yourself! asking someone to help you is annoying to them, and you are cheating yourself for not giving it a go. And these people are already doing something, like woodcutting or fishing, so when you are asking them, you are asking them to help out some little noob, who probably will quit and never come back, with a quest they are too lazy to try on there own.

Can I have some money?

This is one of my pet hates, noobs who ask for money, they are just too dumb, and lazy to walk away from lumbridge or the grand exchange and start woodcutting or mining, SERIOUSLY  Get a job!

Can you tell me where ………. is?

Now this one really bugs me, and i tell everybody who asks me this, theres a map USE IT! and if you are really nooby and cant click on an icon next to your run percentage, you dont deserve to play runescape!

Why do you have to pay for the full runescape?

This is self explanatory, and if you cant see it,  you dont have the slightest sense of knowlage. You have to pay for the full runescape because it helps Jagex the creators of runescape to keep the game up and running, if it was completly free, they wouldn’t be able to keep runescape online, so then nobody would be happy.

How did you get your combat level so high?

I am aiming this at those level 10 noobs who pick on chickens, this answer is and always will be, they trained hard to get there combat level high!, they trained and trained until there armour cant be sold for 1gp because theres so much blood on it, its rusted over and you cant move in it.

And there you have it, the five most noobish questions someone could ever ask, i would like to thank you for reading this guide, and if you have any questions, or you have a request for something you want me to right, please message me in game my username is emperar mage