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Training

Low Levels

Do all the quests then there are many good places to train of which the best i will show u:

1. go to the champions guild its near varrock i think and buy 2h swords of the best metal u can use 2hs hit the hardest and most accurate also buy addy stuff from the shop right upstairs so if u die u can buy it right back again tho probably u wont die so anyways find the chickens in the garden and kill them they have no def and never hit u pick up everything they dorp feathers bones and raw chix they sell for lots of money bank in ge or somewhere in varrock when u have full invent its good money
2. when ur strong enough kill imps around ge and fally watch out they can tele and piss u off use silverlight it hits harder on demons like them they drop beads and other crap beads sell for hella money on ge
3. kill muggers at port sarim for 30 gp then go to karamja volcano and kill lesser demons use silverlight its way better against demons like them u can hit really hard. dont go thru the dragon slaya way theres a big dragon called elvarg he hits like 35s on u if u dont bring anti drag shield and i dont think u bring that to demons u want rune kite also theres lvl 45 skeletons in that area they hit hard

High Levels

anyways now that ur like 70 str atk and def here are some ideas to

1. get a friend and kill the monsters in the tzhaar fight caves then attack tz-tok-jad he has 255 hp that is a massive 1020 xp ea time u kill him u will level up to 80 str in no time
2. even better find those caves in the wilderness then ask a lvl 50 to come with u and together pile the corporal beast cuz if 2 people pilin something always kills it just look at bwuk im pbs pk vids he has a huge team and no one survives him so back to the corp beast kill him he has a WHOPPIN 2000 HP THATS A MASSIVE 8000 DAM XP EA KILL u will get to 95 str atk and def after just a FEW KILLS and u will make like 243 MILLION COINZ after ea sigil he drops dont u think this owns might wanna make one of those spirit shields and put it on i herd it rephelx some dmg from stuff awesome huh
3. mith dargons are hella pro they have hella hp too (more than tztokjad) and dont 1hit u each time so go try them dont forget ur dfs that u bought after making 2147483647 gp from corp beast dude anyways they drop mith bars u can pick them up and smith them into mith armor and weapons maybe sell that mith long for 10k to a desperate noob in lumby
4. bring a sapphire lantern then to lumby swamp caves go down till u see a tunnel climb thru then use latern on light kreaturz tell them to go down to like the outer core of earth and somehow lucien did this spell that shields u from the heat then find his tormentd demons and kill them dont use darklight its much slower and weaker than ur whip or gs so anyways go and kill them they dorp dargon paltebodys and claws each sells for 10m and 38m respectively so yeah gl with good money

Making Money

Lots of good ways to get ez money heres some of the best.

1. buy lots of different beads off the ge then go camp out at wizards tower and sell them to the noobs that go there to do imp catcher which is actually imp killer cuz u dont catch imps thats hunter in imp catcher u kill imps for beads
2. chop willows for willow logs they sell for 18 gp ea u get hella money after a while and 90 xp ea
3. at the lowest level required, buy as many raw sharks as u can off the ge and cook them they give massive cookin xp and amazingly (unlike all other fish) sell for more than the raw version so u will get 99 cookin and millions of gp
4. if ur a free playa kill unicorns they drop horns that sell for 1k ea
5. fletch maple longs u can buy logs 38 gp ea and sell maple longs for 144 gp thats hella money dont resist and after u get that 99 fletch dont resist to buy the skillcape
6. stand in varrock square or near ge and use various emotes, spamming “l)4||(1|| 4 |/|0||3Y” to everyone that passes since u beat all the quests ur limit is 60k thats 240k an hr cuz limit refreshes every 15 min
7. In east ardougne buy vials of water from the general store, run northeast to camelot, use vial on fountain, then run back to bank and repeat. water in the vials sells for more.
8. play pest ctrl and spend ur points on mineral and herb packs they’re awesome and sell for a lot. likewise, play mobilizing armies (donate godswords they give the most investment points) and spend points on the spoils of war they sell for teh most

Pking

Read this guide. Or:

buy claws go to pvp world and rush the noobs standin around in ge ur guranteed to 2 hit them claws r beast

do the same above thing with ags

look someone near ur level up and if they have 99 str and atk that means they’re a good match 4 u so attack them with dragon 2h its powerful and they will have no match

Ending

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