What to Do If You Are Called a “Noob” in RuneScape?

Being called a “noob” in Runescape is not something unusual for some people. But, if you can’t take it, then you have some to the right place!

You have just logged into Runescape and you see the screen filled with tons of other online players doing about their own job. You decide to make money by killing some monsters which drop very good items. Once there, you see those high levellers training there. You decide not to disturb them but somehow, they are aware of your presence and they start to make fun of you! When a monster attacks you and deal you damage, they call you noob and all those posh stuff. After a while, the war becomes so intense that they start to call you names and start to swear on your parents. You are so annoyed that you get out of the place in shame and vow never again to return to the place. Meanwhile, the high levellers are laughing their heads off at their “victory” and are more encouraged to do so.

This is a typical day of a low leveller in Runescape. Although it may seem normal for someone to call a lower leveller a noob, it can turn into a nasty spate of words. So if you are that “someone” who is being bullied by those “ugly giants”, then, here’s your chance to shout back!

  1. So? “You are such a noob” says a high leveller to you. You are digging out other words to say but the most simplest and safest word to say would be “so?”. So why is “so?” so unique? (Haha got you with that one). Well, if you are called a noob, and you know you are a noob (not insulting you, anyway, noob means, ahem.., a low level player) why not tell them this. “So? Is there any concern for you?” . Or in simpler terms “So? What’s your problemo?”
  2. If you aren’t a noob (you can know this by making sure your combat level is above 40, you hope!), then why not say this to those “big sisters or brothers” aka “big bullies”.  ” Oh, you are such a caring person, but you got it all wrong man!”  or if you want to be even cooler pop this, “Hey, your mouth is as big as an _____), well you can fill that in!
  3. Call them noob! If a noob’s calling you noob, then you got a better choice of words to choose from! You can either call them noob or ask them in a polite tone, “What is your freakish combat level, noob!”, best served with some colour!
  4. Annoy those people who call you noob! It is simple as ABC! Just follow them using the “follow ___) and call them whatever you want! Add some colours to make it spicy and use an auto talker if you want to rest your fingers. You can also add these ingredients: !@#$%^&*()_+||
  5. Tell them you are going to report them. Well most low levels believe this and will soon stop! Also warn them that they will get their accounts banned and to say goodbye to their account! This will really scare those noobs out of their wits!

So now you know what to do when those pesky bullies come near you! But don’t  do this to a Jagex moderator unless you want to get your account banned, gulp, forever!

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  1. Posted July 16, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Wow. This was soo stupid my friend.

  2. >.
    Posted September 16, 2009 at 10:53 am

    this is the most retarded thing ever lolz

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