Willpwned4 Interview – Zamorak

willpwned4’s words will be normal

guest’s will be italiscised

Welcome to Runeterview, the Runescape show where we interview famous people all over Runescape. Tonight, we have……ZAMORAK!!

Hey guys, what’s up??

Nothing much! How are things at the farm?

Don’t get me started on that DAMN farm! Stupid friggin Guthix!

Some of our viewers don’t know that story, please tell them.

Well, Me, my brother Saradomin, and Guthix lived a happy life. To make a long story short, he teled the King Black Dragon to Falador and pretty much totalled it. Now, we live on a farm, because we spent all our money paying for Fally. For the complete story and more look up Runescape Gods exposed on YouTube.

Yes. It is quite an odd story. Anyways, Papa?

Ughhhh! Is Iban STILL saying that?

No, actually, Guthix was on here last night and he spilled the beans about you and Bill’s wife!

**blushing** Um, uh, no? That was a dance routine?

Wait we have a caller on the line. (picks up phone) Hello? Oh, hey Bill! Pregnant? Really? Congrats! You never…?  hmmm that is quite odd. Okay, next month, baby shower, GE. Got it. OK by Bill. (hangs up phone) Well, looks like you’re gonna be a daddy, Zamorak.

Not on my watch! (pulls out whip) OH, BILL’S WIFE!!

Well folks, since Zammy has gone to kill his unborn child and its mother, this is willpwned4, signing off!

P.S send me some ideas for furture shows!