You Know It’s Time Quit RuneScape When: Part Two

If you haven’t already, you can read Part 1 HERE.

              You know it’s time to quit Runescape when…

• You see a cockroach in real life and you start to scream, “Kill the shifters! Protect the Void Knight!”
• You squish a cockroach in real life and you say, “Awe man, I wanted to get a rune drop…”
• You say, “for Saradomin’s sake” in real life.
• You tell your real life friends to meet you at Varrock square in two minutes.
• Some random guy beats you up in real life and you say, “You’d be sorry if my main was here”.
• Some random guy beats you up in real life and you say, “You’d be sorry if I had my Saradomin God Sword with me…which I have…and forgot in bank…really!…”.
• You go up to a banker in real life and you say, “Hi, I’d like to bank my two gold foil wrapped chocolates, one third of an apple flavoured jello cake, and a plastic prop dagger, please”.
• You go to your gym class in real life and you tell everyone that you can run faster and longer than them cause you are level 99 in agility.
• You finally have enough money to buy a Saradomin sword, but you get killed on the way to the grand exchange by a dark wizard, and die, along with your 8 million GP. You try desperately to get to your grave, but your grave runs out of time cause you were too cheap to upgrade it.
• You tell you mom that you don’t want any dinner cause you already ate 28 lobsters, 10 monk fishes, 5 sharks, 8 manta-rays, 2 chocolate cakes, and beer, 10 bananas, a few chickens, and some swordfishes.

     And again we come to an end of this “article”, hope you enjoyed! And I seriously don’t think I’m going to write a part 3, way too much time wasting.