Reviews, Free Games, More Fun

Hey guys, it’s me again. Sorry for the second edition being very late. I have been facing problems in logging in to Erepublik but now, it’s back to normal. Let’s begin with the first section of the edition, the traditional way, the reviews.

Game Reviews

Empire:Total War
A RTS game (Real-Time Strategy) where you can control your army with different and awesome tactics. It even had a 94% from PC gamer magazine which is very good. You can fight on sea and land. Hurry up and get it! Lead your men to victory!
Rating: 4 Stars

Why you should play Call of Duty
Call of Duty, as you all know, is very famous. But, unfortunately, some people started hating it. Especially after they made Call of Duty World at War (a.k.a Call of Duty 5/COD 5). They said it was not “decent” and stuff. But after playing it, I felt that it was good. Up to standard and somehow, above average. I mean, what game have you ever played that lets you experience the war theatre like Call of Duty. So for this edition, I would like to review on Call of Duty World at War (My tag: IsTrooper2). 

Call of Duty World at War
From stabbing Japanese with bayonets to roasting Germans with molotovs, this game is the MOST realistic game I have ever played. If you have good graphics and all, this game makes you feel like you’re in a shithole, even from your computer screen. The multiplayer was alright except for some things like getting killed from just one bullet. But the good thing about multiplayer though is that it is very realistic (Unlike the campaign on Recruit Mode) an example is this, You can shoot a person in the chest with a pistol and get an instant kill. Yup, thats what I mean. 

Free FPS games (and their reviews)

WolfTeam
A game which is very unique from the rest because of the ability to transform into a wolf instead of the traditional bayonet. And instead of only one available wolf, there are a plenty to choose from. From Guardian Wolves (Huge wolves with 800+hp and has the ability to block bullets) to Smart Wolves (Small, fast and agile wolves). There are even Human versus Wolves Mode. There are also new maps. weapons and wolves updated regularly. Currently, the latest wolf is the Psycho Wolf, a wolf which could pull people with its mind. Ok now, onto the bad things, it has hackers, but Softnyx managed to take care of it so its clean and good as new now. Another thing is that it gets boring after a while and those pros will always pwn the noobs.
Link:http://wolfteam.softnyx.net/

Combat Arms
Just downloaded it yesterday, it was fun and everything seems to be detailed. The maps, the graphics, weapons and all. The maps have twist and turns almost everywhere and even I haven’t figure out all the maps. But the bad thing is, they concentrate more on graphics than any other things (Based on feedback from players of Combat Arms).
Link:http://combatarms.nexon.net/Intro.aspx

WarRock
This oldie has gone a long way. It happened to be the only free FPS game I know with driveable vehicles other than Kuma War. It has good missions and many maps. But currently, there’s a lot of hackers in it, but once they take care of this pests, it will be as good as new.
Link:http://warrock.gamersfirst.com/

Soldier Front (known as SF)
A game proudly made by ijji, the creators of Gunz the duel, have many enemies including bots, soldiers and the hardest of all, those real world “others”. Almost the same as any other FPS games (positively) it is a worth trying game.
Link:http://sfront.ijji.com/

Kuma War
A game which is fun and has a few modes. It is currently in Beta. Another good thing is that it has Driveable Vehicles. Also, everything is FREE in Kuma Gamesthey don’t have things like, “Cash Items” or anything of that nature. The graphics are ok for a free game. But (Like all the other games) it has a few glitches. bugs etc as it is in Beta. 
Link:http://www.kumawar.com/

Gunz
Same creator of Soldier Front, it takes FPS to the next level. It has third-person views with first-person views too. You can jump from building to buildings, and get to hand-to-hand combat with your knife. You can even create your own skills! it may sound a bit unrealistic, but its very fun and enjoyable.
Link:http://gunz.ijji.com/

Wolfenstein:Enemy Territory
A game which is based on World War 2. It takes us through the European Countries as well as the Allied Push Inland. It does not get updated regularly but with the different maps and classes, you wouldn’t get bored with cooking people with flamethrowers or exploding them with grenade launchers.
Link:http://www.planetwolfenstein.com/enemyterritory/

America’s Army
The title says it all, this game is made by of course, the american army, and also make players work with teammates and follow real-life rules like the ROE(Rules of Engagement) through missions.Note: This game is more of a simulation than a fun FPS game. It is kind of boring but a try won’t hurt.
Link:http://www.americasarmy.com/

BlackShot Online
A game which I recommend to you. Adding new maps and weapons almost weekly and also modes. It has a mode (which is by far my favourite mode) called the “Bunker Defense” mode. Where up to 4 players in a map need to hold off an attack by NPCs and some are suicide bombers which you need to kill from afar in order to prevent them from getting to you. 
Link:http://www.blackshotonline.com/

Psychology

Like I promised, I would give something on psychology but I didn’t specify! So this is a surprise! These are all jokes for you!
Record I

Patient A: “So how… this book not bad yah?”

Patient B: “Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense, sharp and concise to the point. But there’s a major flaw in this piece of art – too many character names to remember!!!”

Nurse: “Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the original place?”

Record II

A doctor asked a patient: “If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?”

Patient: “Then I will not be able to hear…”

Doctor: “Hmm…that’s normal…so if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?”

Patient: “I will not be able to see…”

The doctor became nervous and asked: “Why would you not see then???”

Patient: “Because my spectacles will fall off…”

Record III

IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.

The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to understand her behavior first.

So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squatted besides her everyday. The days go by…the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: “Err…Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?”

Record IV

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek. But the patient didn’t wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): “Who are you writing to?”

Patient: “I’m writing a letter to myself…”

Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)

So she asked again: “So…what’s written inside?”

Patient (got impatient): “You crazy ah? I haven’t received the letter, how would I know??”

Record V

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.

After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: “Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?”

The patient on top replied: “No. no…I can’t…I’m not ripe yet”

Record VI

One patient visited the doctor: “Doc…How? I think I’m a chicken since the day I was born…”

Doctor: “Wah! That’s very serious…Why do you only come and seek treatment now?”

Patient: “Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs…”

Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can’t fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.

The driver thought to himself, since there’s nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said “can’t even fix such a simple problem…no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver…”

Here’s what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that”

The driver was very impressed and asked “You’re so smart but why are you here at the IMH?”

Patient replied: “Hello, I stay here because I’m crazy not STUPID!”

All of these jokes are from someone else (Anonymous). I didn’t make this up.

Were there organisms living on other planets?

Again, I did some research and the results have came out. There is a possibility of organisms living on other planets. An example is Mars, it has strange markings of someone doing it. There were great canyons on Mars too. Similar to the Grand Canyon (On Earth), which was once filled with water! And this has led us to a theory which said that there were oragnisms on Mars. When there’s water, there’s organisms.

It has come to the end of this week’s issue. If you have any Questions (About gaming, computing, science, problems with computer etc), FeedBack, Suggestions etc, please PM me. It will be greatly appreciated.