Kingdom of Loathing: Meat Making Guide

The most detailed meat making guide for Kingdom of Loathing on the web, made up of tens of hours of research and discussion with big time rich players.

Normal Farming

Description:

This type of farming is very simple, and it’s requirements are very small.

All you need to do is find a good spot to farm.

Requirements:

Leprechaun + Meat Detector (Or better)

Meatspout Staff

Lucky Rabbit’s foot x 3 (Or better)

Buffs:

Empathy of the Newt

Polka of Plenty

Cantata of Confrontation (Optional)

Phat Loot (Optional)

Good Places to Farm:

Castle in the sky

Icy Peak

Penultimate Airship

Clockwork Farming

Description:

This type of farming involves at least 1 ascension and good item drop gear.

All farming is done in the Thugnderdome in the Gnollish Gnomad’s Camp.

Once you have enough flanges, cogs, springs sprockets and clockwork keys, supertinker them into clockwork spheres.

Clockwork spheres can then be sold for at least 20,000 or be made into clockwork campground items which vary in price and costs.

Requirements:

Fairy Type familiar + specific equipment (or better)

Bounty Hunting Outfit (Helmet, Rifle, Pants)

Lucky Rabbit’s foot x 3 (or better)

A Moxie Sign (Atleast 1 ascension)

Buffs:

Empathy of the Newt

Phat Loot

Robotronic Egg Farming

Description:

This farming method can be used in junction with most combat based farming methods.

It only requires one thing, making it possibly the easiest farming method.

Requirements:

RoboGoose (Rare Familiar, obtained occasionally through using Robotronic Eggs in combat)

Buffs:

Cantata of Confrontation

Phat Loot (Optional)

Polka of PLenty (Optional)

Good Places to Farm:

Anywhere with only combat adventures is perfect.

e.g.

Thugnderdome

Knob Laboratory

Hedge Maze

Goatlet

Item Farmer

Description:

Item farming is very simple, the only real requirement being a place to farm.

Requirements:

Bounty Hunting Outfit (or better)

Lucky Rabbit’s Foot x 3 (or better)

Fairy Type Familiar with specific equipment (or better)

Buffs:

Empathy of the Newt

Cantata of Confrontation (Optional)

Phat Loot

Goods Places to Farm:

Middle Chamber

Top Chamber

Castle in the Sky

Penultimate Airship

Extra-Arid Desert

Meat and Item Farmer

Description:

This type of farming is for those who are already rich, allowing them to become more rich.

Requirements of this method are fairly high so if you’re new to the game or poor (Have less than 2 Mr. Accessories), don’t even bother reading.

Requirements:

Casagnova Gnome (or other familiar of that type) + Familiar Specific Equipment (or better)

Bounty Hunting Outfit (or better)

Lucky Rabbit’s Foot x3 (or better)

Buffs:

Empathy of the Newt

Cantata of Confrontation (Optional)

Polka of Plenty

Phat Loot

Good Places to Farm:

Caslte in the Sky

Penultimate Airship

Icy Peak

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  1. Giverer
    Posted September 24, 2008 at 1:29 am

    Wow! I very nice guide. I tried it last night and made a profit of 200k, which is a lot for me, having started only a few days ago. Keep up the good work! :)

  2. Posted September 8, 2009 at 4:37 am

    Nice guide. You can check out my guide on making meat in KoL as well at: http://gameolosophy.com/games/making-meat-in-kingdom-of-loathing/

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