Kingdom of Loathing: Recipe for Pies and Tarts

First to make pies,you need an EZ cook oven and some pie crusts.

Pie crust:Cook a gnollish pie tin with a wad of dough.

JUST SOME MEAT SAVING TIPS:If you get a bugbear outfit you can buy most of the ingredients from the bugbear bakery at the market square for a cheap price.The outfit which consists of a bugbear beanie and a bugbear bungguard which drops most occasionally at the Degrassi Knoll and the “Fun” House.

-Pies in alphebatical order-(see end of page for special pies)

Banana cream pie:
Cook pie crust with a banana.You get 6-12 adventures,1-100 Muscleboundness,1- 100 Wizardliness,1-100 Sarcasm and 3 fullness when you consume the pie.

Boris’s key lime pie:
Cook pie crust with a Boris’s key lime.To make a Boris’s key lime,cook a lime with a Boris’s key.You get 13-19 adventures,28-33 Muscleboundness,Bori s’s key and 4 fullness when you consume it.

Cherry pie:
Cook a pie crust with a cherry.You get 6-12 adventures,8-10 Wizardliness and 3 fullness when you consume it.

Crimbo pie:
Cook a pie crust with a plum.You get 8-14 adventures,25-45 Muscleboundness and 3 fullness when you consume it.

Digital key lime pie:
Cook a pie crust with a digital key lime.To make a digital key lime,cook a lime with a digital key.You get 13 to 19 adventures,10-20 Muscleboundness,10- 20 Wizardliness,10-20 Sarcasm,8-10 white pixels and 4 fullness when you consume it.

Flower petal pie:
Cook a pie crust with a stalk of pretty flower.You get 3-9 adventures and 3 fullness when you consume it.

Ghuol egg quiche:
Cook a pie crust with a ghuol egg.You get 3-9 adventures and 3 fullness when you consume it.

Jarlsberg’s key lime pie:
Cook a pie crust with a Jarlsberg’s key lime.To make a Jarlsberg’s key lime,cook a Jarlsberg’s key with a lime.You get 13-19 adventures,28-33 Wizardliness,Jarlsbe rg’s key and 4 fullness when you consume it.

Lemon meringue pie:
Cook a pie crust with a lemon.You get 3-9 adventures,8-10 Muscleboundness and 3 fullness when you consume it.

Lihc eye pie:
Cook a lihc eye with a pie crust.You get 5-12 adventures,11-12 Wizardliness and 4 fullness when you consume it.

Peach pie:
Cook a pie crust with a peach.You get 8-14 adventures,25-45 Sarcasm and 3 fullness when you consume it.

Pear tart:
Cook a pie crust with a pear.You get 8-14 adventures,25-45 Wizardliness and 3 fullness when you consume it.

Sneaky Pete’s key lime pie:
Cook a pie crust with a Sneaky Pete’s key lime.To make a Sneaky Pete’s key lime,cook a Sneaky Pete’s key with a lime.You get 13-19 adventures,28-33 Sarcasm,a Sneaky Pete’s key and 4 fullness when you consume it.

Star key lime pie:
Cook a pie crust with a Star key lime.To make a star key lime,cook a Star key with a lime.You get 13-19 adventures,20-25 Muscleboundness,20- 25 Wizardliness,20-25 Sarcasm, 2-4 stars,2-4 lines and 4 fullness when you consume it.

Strawberry pie:
Cook a pie crust with a strawberry.You get 3-9 adventures,8-10 Sarcasm and 3 fullness when you consume it.

Special pies

Cream pie:
Cook a pie crust with a glass of goat’s milk.You get a thrill out of throwing this in someone’s face. Yeah,you don’t eat this pie.You throw it in someone’s face!However,this pie is only throwable to people not in ronin or hardcore.Sad thing huh.Anyways,throwing the pie at someone will let them acquire an effect: Pie in the Face.The effect does nothing so don’t worry.Similarly to how buffs may be “shrugged off”, this effect may be “wiped off”.When you wipe the pie off,you will get sticky hands which will not let you fumble for an adventure.

Purple pixel pie:
Despite their name, purple pixel pies are not made using pie crusts.To make this pie,you gotta go to the Distant Woods.Go pay a visit to The Crackpot Mystic’s shed.Talk to the Mystic and listen to his story,accepting everything he says.Then,you will recieve a Continuum Transfuctioner.Equip it and it will grant you access to The Inexplicable Door.Over there,you can kill the pixellated monsters and get pixels.Bring 2 blue pixels, 2 red pixels, 5 white pixels over to the Mystic and he will craft them into a purple pixel pie.You get 3-6 adventures,12-18 Muscleboundness,12- 18 Wizardliness,12-18 Cheek, and 3 fullness when you consume it.