You Play Too Much WoW If

Published by A W H on July 18, 2009 in World of Warcraft

Just a funny thing I heard people talk about.

This is my “You know you play too much WoW if…”

Hope you like it and if you have got any ideas or know some funny stuff then please post them! :D

You know you play WoW

  • If you stay a lot in a city, in the belief that your reputation will grow and make Coca Cola and game cards cheaper!
  • If the only time you get outside of your house is when you need to buy game cards
  • If you still play it
  • If you have got more than one character to play
  • If you come to the point where you need a mana break
  • If you think it’s nice that the street doesn’t lag be course of the huge amount of people
  • If words like gank, pwn, and aggro is some of the words you use daily
  • If you’ve had nightmares which involved Death Knights, Murlocs, Hunters, or Gnome Rogues
  • If you talk with person and want to add him or her to your friend list.
  • If you get symptoms
  • If you, at a party, hear a song that you listened to while playing WoW yesterday and after that can’t get WoW out of your head.
  • If you’ve tried to get a date with Jaina Proudmoore
  • If you’ve walked into a church and asked the priest to heal your headache
  • If you’ve tried to raid K-Mart to have dinner
  • If you yell “/ guild” before you speak with someone from your family
  • If you ask a cop where you can buy a mount
  • If you try to use stealth to sneak into the girls changing rooms at school
  • If you fall into the water saying shit, my levitate but be on cool-down.”
  • If you say “/ dance” at every party
  • If you ask random people “Can I plz have some g for potion?”
  • If you have tried any of listed above!
  • If you can make a list like this. (busted)

I don’t play WoW anymore but I have been addicted.

Hope you liked my list! Don’t forget to list your favorite sentences! :D

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  1. The Journalist
    Posted July 18, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    I really enjoyed this little list you made, I have only ever played the 10 day free trial but I understood most of what you meant, the funniest part for me was this “-If you yell “/ guild” before you speak with someone from your family”

    -The Journalist

  2. Anders Hegelund
    Posted July 18, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Thanks a lot for your comment! I think this is pretty funny too. My friend and I talked about these “You know you played too much WoW if…” sentences some hours ago and I thought it would be cool to make a list.

    Glad you enjoyed it!

    -Anders Hegelund

  3. Neohobeo
    Posted July 18, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    god, this made me laugh

  4. Lostash
    Posted July 19, 2009 at 3:50 am

    Lost me completely…..it took me a while to realise what WoW was!! lol

  5. A W H
    Posted July 19, 2009 at 5:54 am

    Oh I’m sorry about that Lostash. lol
    I guess I should have made that clar by writing World of Warcraft
    Thanks for reading!

    -Anders Hegelund

  6. Rana Sinha
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Nice list. Have to send it to an addict friend.

  7. A W H
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Hah. Good idea Rana

  8. Nikita K
    Posted July 22, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Haha, this made me laugh! I have NEVER played WoW in my life before but some of my male friends won’t stop yapping on about it.

  9. A W H
    Posted July 22, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Haha. Im glad you liked it!
    A lot of my friends play WoW and they also talk about it 24/7 :)

    -Anders

  10. Owen Anier
    Posted July 22, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Nice work man!

  11. Connor
    Posted July 25, 2009 at 2:26 am

    you know you play wow too much when your wifes pants are an epic drop.

  12. A W H
    Posted November 9, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Thanks Owen!
    Hahahaha Nice one Connor!

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