Top Five Ways to Know Your Addicted to Video Games

1. You can’t help yourself thinking of the note charts to the songs that are on RB/GH           

This is a pretty sure fire way to know that you are addicted to guitar hero, if you can’t help thinking of those different colours when you are listening to songs you need to…put…the….plastic…guitar….down.

Plus 10 obvious points too anyone who can name this note chart.

2. You sit about 2 inches away from the t.v because it “helps you play better”

Not only does this bad habit of going too close to the t.v tell us that you really don’t care for your eyesight, sitting close to the t.v shows that you are not relaxed whilst you are gaming. Also you look like this….

Exactly like this…except you have a control,and your older….hopefully

3. You make jokes about video gaming in the real world.

You can tell your addicted to games when you say “double kill!” in the halo announcers voice if you get two people out in dodgeball, or say “look that pie looks like pacman” except hopefully your jokes are better than those.

4. You’re reading this article.

Ha got ya! even if you’ve been reading this article shaking your head, you can’t say that you don’t do this one. Of course there’s one thing sickeningly worse than reading these type of articles, you write them, you people out there who write these articles disgust me, you should go and crawl back into the…… oh wait………i write these articles, but i am addicted to video games, which brings me to my final point.

5. You don’t care that your addicted to video games.

When you reach this point you are beyond the point of no return, you are gaming for life. You are addicted to video games, and your most likely good at video games too. For me being addicted to video games isn’t an entirely bad thing, it’s fun and you get exercise….. with urm…your thumbs!! The world will not be ready for the armies of gamers with incredibly strong thumbs. But maybe we should all cut down on the games a bit, we don’t want to be so addicted to video games that we all become fat, or we don’t want to do this.

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see how the link says strange in it, that’s what we don’t want video games to be associated with.